Chuck Norris cures

Wittum · January 2002

A young girl who has been in a wheel chair her whole life recently was cured by the power of Chuck Norris. Reporters say that when Chucks tv show came on, she got up and turned it off!Healed!

royc38 · January 2002

Chuck sure has went down the tubes. That was the worst movie yet. Now even he is doing the gangster hold with pistols now. Whats next? Earings and a purse?

Judge Dread · January 2002

Have you heard a dead man walked out of his coffin at the funeral house to turn it off too ! HE HE HE!

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robsguns · January 2002

Thanks Wittum, I like Chuck, but I was laughing my butt off, had to get the wife to listen to it and read it again, then she explained the movie that was on TV last night, I was goin to watch it, but didnt, was it that bad?

SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC

niklasal · January 2002

Bad acting aside, I think the late-night infomercials for "home-gym" stuff is a sure sign of his slump. Poor guy... If he needs the money that bad, I'll send him a dollar.

v35 · January 2002

Why is he still around ?He's got the personality of a rock.

instrumentofwar · January 2002

he's got another movie?

win37 · January 2002

I never watched it but it could not have been anything like Invasion USA. That was the pathetic!

concealedG36 · January 2002

My wife and I sometimes watch that show "Walker, Texas Ranger". But, we do it for a good laugh. If you watch it, check out how many times they confron the bad guys and they hardly EVER use firearms. The funny part is, all the bad guys know martial arts too and none of them ever just shoot Walker and his partner. Funny stuff.

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Chuck Norris cures

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