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Thought for the day

pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
bet you didn't know this...

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything
had to be transported by ship and it was also before
commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments
of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because
in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but
once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier,
but the process of fermentation began again, of which
a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored
below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen.

Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was
determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with
the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, wh ich meant for the
sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any
water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile
cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport)
which has come down through the centuries and is in use to
this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.

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  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
    In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?


    If not, you're certainly wondering now..

    Have a nice day! ..
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hought for the day:
    In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he
    said:

    "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out." Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

    1. Jesus Christ
    2. The American G. I.

    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
    AMEN!
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gentle thoughts for today:

    (I really like #11.)

    1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

    2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

    4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

    6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

    7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

    9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    10. He who hesitates is probably right.

    11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

    12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?



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  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you can start the day without caffeine,
    If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
    If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
    If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
    If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
    If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
    If you can conquer tension without medical help,
    If you can relax without liquor,
    If you can sleep soundly every night,


    You are probably the family dog


    The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."[}:)]
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue." [:o)]



    It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
    Resident Pyrrhonist
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting " HOLY snot............WHAT A RIDE"!!!

    Sarcastic humor a specialty

    Audemus jura nostra defendere"
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

    If you can't eat it or play with it,

    pee on it and walk away.
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not mine, found it on another site.

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  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The American Indians found out what happens
    when you don't control immigration.
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In theory the founding fathers chose to create a republic over a true democracy because they foresaw the impossibility of a popular vote on every piece of legislation.

    My question is this. In this age of mass media and the internet, would it be possible for a government to operate in a truly democratic fashion? I think that it would. There would be obvious challenges early on, but what new government doesn't face challenges in its formative years?

    I realize that this is less likely than getting an actual conservative to run for President, but a guy can dream, right?
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I just had Chinese for lunch, here's what my fortune cookie said:

    "Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success"

    I'm not sure what to make of it, I think I need to lay off the General Tso's chicken!

    Gun control is hitting your target
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    People are hanged.

    Art is hung
    so are porn stars[B)]
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thought For The Day



    The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?

    [;)]
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00.

    How ironic is it that the only person in Washington trying to cut spending gets fired?
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    ARE you sure that was Chicken?

    "A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Chinese for lunch? What was her....nevermind!
  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Next time ask for the Mexican fortune cookie?


    Best!!

    Rugster
  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Classic, come to think of it, I had an incredible urge to meow after I was done eating...

    7mm, The local Chinese resturant doesnt offer lunch with a "happy ending" yet

    Gun control is hitting your target
  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    I just had General Tsos Kitten myself, my fortune cookie said even old people can learn something new...lol...

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
  • JBBooksJBBooks Member Posts: 103 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    We have a Chinese buffet place with a Vet clinic in back.
    How busy do you think it is?
    JBB

    I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Boy, you guys need cooking lessons! That's Viet Namese and Dogs not Chinese and kittens. Darn it, now I what Chinese, good think it is lunch time.
  • muleymuley Member Posts: 1,583 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of Chinese food, recently we ate at one of our local Chinese restaurants and, included in the meal, were some shrimp. The shrimp was breaded. Being one that doesn't like a lot of batter on the shrimp, I removed some of it. I noticed that on this shrimp the "sand vein" or "poop vein", if you will, was still there. I looked at the rest of the shrimp and they were the same. My son had already eaten two or three, so this pissed me off. After my complaint, they brought more shrimp and they were the same. My question is....don't restaurants normally remove this "poop vein" from their shrimp before cooking? I thought that was the idea of cleaning shrimp and not just remove the shell. If I were out on a fishing trip, I would probably eat worse, but in an expensive restaurant, I expect a little more. Am I off track here?
    muley

    **I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    muley, nothing of very high quality is ever breaded and deep-fried. I've learned this over time. I agree, it's pretty gross though.

    G36



    Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    muley ;

    Twenty-five years ago (when I worked in a Restaurant)we always removed the vein. Nobody does it anymore except for Shrimp cocktail where they use larger Shrimp.
    I'm with you, I won't eat a Sewer Tract.

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  • pigeoncreek1pigeoncreek1 Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll agree muley and ruger, I can't stand to see that poop vein in the shrimp. I try never to get small shrimp from restaurants anymore because they are never properly field dressed...kinda like leaving the guts in your gobbler for stuffing!

    Gun control is hitting your target
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It is cooked and it all tastes like shrimp. When you get boiled shrimp in the shell it sure is there. Won't hurt you.

    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  • muleymuley Member Posts: 1,583 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    He Dog....You are exactly right and I know what you are saying. I know it won't hurt me. I've eaten a lot worse in my life and loved it. But, it's still fish feces, crustacean crap and/or shellfish s**t. I just don't like the idea of going somewhere and laying down $80 to $100 for a family meal and then having them feed us poop. Maybe the solution would be to not eat the breaded stuff and just have them boiled. Hmmm, good idea. That way I can see if the little vein booger is still in there and remove it myself, if necessary. Another perk would be that if I have to clean them myself, I'll give the tip to me. Then I can add that to my gun buying fund hidden in my old Mule Deer head. Damn, I love it when a plan comes together.
    muley

    **I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    any of you guys eat oysters?
    they ARE a digestive tract with a shell.
    damn good, too.
    i think chinese chicken is seagull- more commonly known as
    sh@#hawk, or as they say in seattle, seahawk. lol
    barto

    the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer
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