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A SUV for us rednecks
alledan
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Rolls Royce Introduces New Suv Rolls Royce, the world's finest luxury automobile manufacturer, has made public plans to go ahead with their new all terrain vehicle, the Bentley Swamp Ghost.The British based company feels that they are being left behind current industry trends, and desperately needs to tap the multi- billion dollar sport utility market. Rolls Royce spokesman Ian Wordsworth explains. "We are losing customers at an alarming rate. Our buyer's average age is ninety two, eventually we'll go belly up as more and more old codgers die off each year. With the new Suv, we hope to capture some adventure minded seniors, and quite possibly a few state lottery winning rednecks, and hopefully bring that average age down to the mid seventies."With a base price of just over a quarter million U.S. dollars, industry insiders are unsure if Rolls Royce is making a step in the right direction. Monster truck enthusiast, and editor of "Big Tire Digest", Joe Intake, offers his thoughts on the new Rolls."It may be a might spendy, but it sure hauls *. It offers up some doodads I ain't never seen on no other vehicle before."Among the many options are a solid mahogany gun rack, a built-in 24k gold plated spittoon, and an available matching bass boat trailer.Rolls Royce states that the Swamp Ghost will be on dealer lots within the next year.
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the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer