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Funny things heard....

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited November 2001 in General Discussion
I was in a grocery store about 4 or 5 weeks ago....While my wife and I were standing at the check out, this page though-out the store came for this guy to come check: Dick check please.....I looked around and 5 out of 6 of us guys had a big smile on our face....My wife said: What are you smiling about? I said I will tell you when we get out of the store..
I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth-just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth....
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Reminds me of the supposedly true story about a flasher in a grocery checkout line. He put a can of beans on the counter. He also unzipped and placed his, ummm... you know....he just laid it out on the counter.Checker girl did not miss a beat. She saw what was going on, grabbed up the can of beans, and whacked the offending member with it.Cops found the flasher passed out on the floor.Next time he tries that, I bet he buys a bag of marshmallows.
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OUCH!!!
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    nunn-i heard the version where when the paramedics were removing the perp on a stretcher & heard what had happened, they dropped him while laughing & broke his arm.bummer
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