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A dog named "SEX"
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1 4 Proud Fathers 7.2
2 Perfect Husband 7.2
3 Period 7.1
4 Travel to Heaven 7.0
5 Timid Farmer files Lawsuit 6.9
6 A Dog Named Sex 6.9
7 Throw Them Out 6.8
8 Christmas Show and Tell 6.8
9 Baked Stuffed Chicken 6.7
10 Snails 6.7
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A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he said he would like one too.
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up on Friday
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
2 Perfect Husband 7.2
3 Period 7.1
4 Travel to Heaven 7.0
5 Timid Farmer files Lawsuit 6.9
6 A Dog Named Sex 6.9
7 Throw Them Out 6.8
8 Christmas Show and Tell 6.8
9 Baked Stuffed Chicken 6.7
10 Snails 6.7
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A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he said he would like one too.
Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.
He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up on Friday
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
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muley
**I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning**
Rugster
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JD
Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.
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