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REDNECK FAMILY TREE
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Redneck Family Tree Explained
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mom And it surely makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
One woman's opinion
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mom And it surely makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
One woman's opinion
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got
married to a widow
who
was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter Who had hair of red. My
father fell in love
with
her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very
life. My daughter
was my
mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought
me joy, I soon
became
the father Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my
uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him
brother To the widow's
grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my
step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the
run. And he became
my
grandson, For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mom And it surely makes
me blue. Because,
although she is my wife, She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her
grandchild. And every time
I
think of it, It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The strangest case you ever
saw. As the husband
of my
grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
Charlie
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