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10 WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK IS ON YOUR COMP

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
Top 10 Ways to Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts
installed.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camoflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".




Lil' Stinker's opinion

Comments

  • susiesusie Member Posts: 7,667 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning and this is one I hadn't seen. I am stuck in the land of Bubbas right now---Arkansas. My supervisor sent a fax the other day and all ten pages arrived in Alabama--blank as can be--sent it print side up!

    ***There's a difference between living and living well!***
  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like your pet skunk,wish I had one!

    Enjoyed the laugh,Best!!

    Rugster
  • leeblackmanleeblackman Member Posts: 5,303 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I got the next best thing, a ferret, it poops about five times a day totallying to 5lbs of poo, and it stinks like skunk spray. Its really cute though, how about I box it up and ship it to ya....

    Just kidding, my girlfriend would kill me.

    If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.

    The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
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