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Joke of the day #2

COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Subject: Good One Gunny!!!




"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."

-GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
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  • COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A rich guy in Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and he invited all his buddies and neighbors. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time talking, eating crawfish, gumbo, and bbq, and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the rich dude said, "I have a 10' man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in." The words barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Boudreaux in the pool! Boudreaux was fighting the gator and kicking its behind! Boudreaux was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head-butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Boudreaux and the gator were screaming and raising the devil. Finally Boudreaux strangled the gator and let it float to the bottom like a K-Mart goldfish. Boudreaux then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the rich guy says, "Well, Boudreaux, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Boudreaux. The rich dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Boudreaux. The rich man said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Boudreaux again said, "No." The Confused rich guy said, "Well, Boudreaux, then what do you want?" Boudreaux said, "All I want is the name of the "S-O-B" who pushed me in the pool.

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey coonas,It's me and you shy. Me I dont tink dese people pass there selves trugh our part of da marsh much no. Da tink we talk funny. Pass yourself ovr dat bridge, Me and you gonna have some pulldo gumbo.

    The most important things, Are not things.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That does it, I cants takes it no mores, WHAT THE HELL IS GUMBO?!?!
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  • COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Deer bologna and water brought to a boil for you rednecks..........

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    7MM,I am on the floor crying LMAO. Coonass, You sure know how to keep a secret.They will never figure what File is.

    The most important things, Are not things.
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  • J.L. HoodJ.L. Hood Member Posts: 8 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    varmit hunter-- it's dried sassafras leaves. you can't find it everywhere in VA.
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee


    Gumbo is cest' bon

    DOn't get any better i cook some at home in florida and i gots to feed all her family lol
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    JL you get a 150 points.If I could I would give you two more stars.

    The most important things, Are not things.
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  • n4thethrilln4thethrill Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    gumbo isn't real good until the cook has to slap the pot with his wooden spoon and say you get back n dar

    you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
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  • CAndres35CAndres35 Member Posts: 453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    gumbo IS THE BEST TASTING BEST EATING FOOD IN THE SOUTH. if you have a recipe you dont have gumbo. CARL
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