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Question for Employers on the forum

11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
edited April 2014 in General Discussion
Assume, for the moment, that the individual posted below possesses every skill you desire in an employee:

-hard working
-honest
-reliable
-team player
-knowledgable
-extremely competent
-well spoken
-(fill in skills/traits here)

Given an otherwise perfect candidate for employment, would you hire this person?

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  • andrewsw16andrewsw16 Member Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hmmm. Engaged in certain unsavory "happy" activities, he could satisfy at least three customers simultaneously. [;)][:D]
  • andrewsw16andrewsw16 Member Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd pay money to watch him try to eat a bowl of soup. [:D][:D]
  • brier-49brier-49 Member Posts: 7,103 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The split tongue is the killer on the deal.
  • calrugerfancalrugerfan Member Posts: 18,209
    edited November -1
    There is no way that he could perform all tasks properly. There has to be some speech impediments associated with all that. I would expect my employees to be able to interact with customers without being a distraction or a deterrent to them doing business with me. If I owned a shop that specialized in body modifications, then sure. But anything else, not a chance.
  • TombstonejimTombstonejim Member Posts: 190
    edited November -1
    I am not an employer but as a customer there is no way I would conduct any type of business with that nut. I would leave.
  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    He wouldn't even get a chance to fill out the application.
  • medic07medic07 Member Posts: 5,222 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That particular person cannot get a job anywhere except in a body modification shop.

    He cannot work anywhere food or beverages is served or in any type of production plant dealing with foods or beverages.

    Will not get hired anywhere else since customer interaction is most important. He would drive most customers away.

    I am all for doing whatever you want to your own body...but remember that there are consequences for your actions. Unfortunately, he and others like him will be a new protected class one day and be given freebies as he is "disabled and unemployable".
  • legearlegear Member Posts: 6,716
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by medic07
    That particular person cannot get a job anywhere except in a body modification shop.

    He cannot work anywhere food or beverages is served or in any type of production plant dealing with foods or beverages.

    Will not get hired anywhere else since customer interaction is most important. He would drive most customers away.

    I am all for doing whatever you want to your own body...but remember that there are consequences for your actions. Unfortunately, he and others like him will be a new protected class one day and be given freebies as he is "disabled and unemployable".


    Just what i was going to say.

    Best he could hope for is a desk job or working on cars, anywhere he wont be seen by the public or have the chance to drip body fluids on a product.
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Disgusting
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • RadarRadar Member Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No way ! Too many holes in his head and he seems to lack common sense.
  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,375 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am Ok with self expression , or wanting to stand out in the masses as a individual , but the choices you make must be thought out.
    I am sure he is a big hit with the group he hangs out with ,,
    but as to having a job dealing with the general public , I just do not see it unless like stated in a tattoo shop ,
  • EhlerDaveEhlerDave Member Posts: 5,158 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    As a customer I would not want to be around him or anything he has been near, just due to the idea of what it must be like when he coughs or sneezes.
    Just smile and say nothing, let them guess how much you know.
  • CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not just no, hell no....

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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Uh let me think, NO[xx(]
  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Viktor
    Assume, for the moment, that the individual posted below possesses every skill you desire in an employee:

    -hard working
    -honest
    -reliable
    -team player
    -knowledgable
    -extremely competent
    -well spoken
    -(fill in skills/traits here)

    Given an otherwise perfect candidate for employment, would you hire this person?

    ....


    No.

    More than that, if I had already hired him and he showed up for work one day "modified" like that, I'd fire his * on the spot.

    If I hire a Human Being, I expect one to show up for work. Anything less is Breach of Contract.
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by andrewsw16
    Hmmm. Engaged in certain unsavory "happy" activities, he could satisfy at least three customers simultaneously. [;)][:D]


    And your mind went there, why?[}:)]
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    There is no way that individual possesses those traits.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    Being one part detective and one part something else...
    I have deduced that this individual cannot be employed by me.

    He is European. A group well known to be lacking in moral character. And they all seem to lack the ability to do math unless it is in multiples of 10. (Deca, hecta, deci, ceti, etc)

    While the low morals could come in handy, the math thing is a deal breaker.
  • woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry, I only hire illegal aliens and blacks.
  • booter_onebooter_one Member Posts: 2,345
    edited November -1
    +100 to the 1000th power and then some on the lack of any intelligence left in that gene pool.

    That guy would scare the s__t out kids and most animals. For the rest, just plain old disgusting.


    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    There is no way that individual possesses those traits.
  • phipdeerphipdeer Member Posts: 101 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just needs one more well placed piercing.
  • CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by phipdeer
    Just needs one more well placed piercing.

    A well placed .22 should do the trick.
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    quote:Originally posted by phipdeer
    Just needs one more well placed piercing.

    A well placed .22 should do the trick.


    Not at the price of .22 these days! 7.62x54R is starting to seem to be the cheap way to enjoy a day of shooting.
  • JasonVJasonV Member Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hire him to work with the public-no


    Stuck in a cubicle pumping out TPS reports-heck yes
    formerly known as warpig883
  • TcattTcatt Member Posts: 342 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    No.

    Team Player - No way, he is all about himself. He got you to post his photo, ( maybe its you ).
    Its sad that this is the only way he can get attension. Heaven forbid that he would actually accomplist something to get the attention he desires.
    Knowledgable in way?
    Extremely Competent - in way?

    I hire young men who possess the real traits you listed.
    I also expect them to represent themselves and the company in a favorable way.
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't own a circus but he would qualify for a freak show.
  • Missouri Mule K30Missouri Mule K30 Member Posts: 2,092 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    I don't own a circus but he would qualify for a freak show.



    [:D]
  • Mk 19Mk 19 Member Posts: 8,170
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    I don't own a circus but he would qualify for a freak show.

    I don't think so, the other freaks would think that he is far to freaky
  • crash2usafcrash2usaf Member Posts: 4,094
    edited November -1
    umm id like to see him use an angle grinder or some such tool that would wish he had a full face... not a huge fan of jewelry in general. I wear a wedding ring on my dog tags around my neck with a breakaway chain...
  • jwhardingjwharding Member Posts: 2,897 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Walmart Gre---Creeper
    Jw
  • searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    His appearance speaks volumes for his stability, long range planning and decision making. I would not hire him at gunpoint.

    Dan
  • WranglerWrangler Member Posts: 5,788
    edited November -1
    Heck NO! Your employee is a representative of your business. My business is not a freak show at the carnival.
  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Its according to the job I had to offer....
  • booter_onebooter_one Member Posts: 2,345
    edited November -1
    I have one more comment on this. Who is the biggest problem here, the guy who had his face butchered or the guy who did it?

    Not sure, but the work that was done borders on mutilation.

    Just absolutely disgusting!
  • CbtEngr01CbtEngr01 Member Posts: 4,340
    edited November -1
    Does it still count as "well spoken" when slobber flies 8' out the side of your cheek?
  • jltrentjltrent Member Posts: 9,344 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I had a Highway Head Shop and needed and employee he might work out as the weirder the better.
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