Old farmer joke

savage170

An Old farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on the door
and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the
door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "would you like to
buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and ask "are they as firm as
this?"

He nodded his head and said, "yes" and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "are they nice
and pink like this?"

The farmer said "yes" and another tear came from the other eye.

Then lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked, "are they as
fuzzy as this?"

He again said "yes" and broke down crying.

The lady said "what in the world is wrong with you?"

Drying his eyes he said, "the drought got my corn, the flood got my
cotton, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

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