A shocking event is about to take place.

Bubba Joel · October 2001

A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded.Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store employees.

landis · October 2001

This, I am sad to say, could force our surrender...

turbo · October 2001

Please, include all students with that, and furthermore repratriate them, as sson as possible.

alledan · October 2001

Whaaaaaaaaaaat! No quicky mart!

.250Savage · October 2001

This is serious, guys! We've got to nip this in the bud!

I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare

royc38 · October 2001

Thats not fair ,BANG ( rifle dropping on floor) we want peace we want peace.

llarena · October 2001

Oh my, who is going to man the front desk at the motels now?

Judge Dread · October 2001

That means more black college boys will be able to get work ?

I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !

Xracer · October 2001

Personally, I think this would be a good thing.This will make room for U.S. high school students who can't read, write, or make change.

will270win · October 2001

Clerk: Is that Marlboro?Me: NoClerk: Is that Marlboro?Me: NoClerk: Is that Marlboro?Me: No! Marlboro is right next to the Camels, you know what a camel is don't you? Yes, just like you're old school bus! Now, give me the dang smokes.

If you run, you'll just die tired!

salzo · October 2001

will270win-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

varmit hunter · October 2001

This will shut down I-10 clean acros TEXAS.Win .270,I got to go through my Polar Bear ruteen to get a pack of Kool's.

A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.

218Beekeep · October 2001

Yeah will,that was righteous!!!!.218

Will the last reb to leave flarda,please bring the flag?

shane · October 2001

Dang, and I was just starting to learn how to speak their lingo. Guess I'll have to bone up on my spanish now.

stanman · October 2001

My solution was to just take up smoking Camels,,, they get that one right half the time!!Good one will, I'm dyin'here!!

My wife?.........Sure!My dog?..........Maybe!MY GUNS??........NEVER!!!

A shocking event is about to take place.

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