Has your Wife ever got ya,

danlittle

We, my wife and I were out to a local coffee shop a while back, & all the locals were have'n a big discussion on measurments, when someone pulled out a dollar bill & said that a dollar was exactly 6 inchs long.
My wife, never missed a beat when she replyed that can't be right.
She then held up her hand an with fingers about 2 or 3 inchs apart said if this is 8 inchs a dollar has to be longer than that.
I could have died, the hole place roared, she looked at me , winked and sais "I got ya"
Dan

gagirl

good one! the guys prolly loved it too.

sarge_3ad

Next time, better leave her home locked in her closet. [:p][:D]

stevenrayspeck

[:D][:D][:D][:D] Great one dan.

yearofspider

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

n/a

[:D][:D][:0][:I]

Colonel Plink

She's a keeper.

p64mak

Well, that explains why so many women have depth perception problems...

Laredo Lefty

What a quick witted babe......[:D][:D][:D][:D]

v35

Keeping some in reserve are you?

spryor

quote:Originally posted by danlittle
We, my wife and I were out to a local coffee shop a while back, & all the locals were have'n a big discussion on measurments, when someone pulled out a dollar bill & said that a dollar was exactly 6 inchs long.
My wife, never missed a beat when she replyed that can't be right.
She then held up her hand an with fingers about 2 or 3 inchs apart said if this is 8 inchs a dollar has to be longer than that.
I could have died, the hole place roared, she looked at me , winked and sais "I got ya"
Dan
Women are EVIL I say.[;)]

He Dog

Old, old joke, but I don't believe it has ever been better applied.[:D]

Is it true they call you Stubby there in Carrolton Dan?

1911a1-fan

i dunough with a user name like that are you sure she knew she was joking?[:)][:)]













just kidding, and yes i have had a few women that pulled stunts like that

WinM70

[:D][:D][:D]

ripley16

At least that's my excuse.

Smokeeater 38

I like her. [:D] [8D]


I'm just glad she did that to you and not me. [:p]

jbc23060

Out of the mouths of babes.....? Tell her what I tell my wife "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of ya."......(on the inside.)

jabronij3

a guy at work said he and his wife were looking at dvd players for a vehicle, she wanted a particular one and he wanted another that was cheaper, she said no, he said you can never be satisfied with the minium can you? she replied I have been for 9 years now![;)]

stanman

That's why women make poor carpenters![B)]