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BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy * through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my * off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry * if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your * over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!


I'm not afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of me!

Comments

  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This isn't really by George Carlin. Somebody on FreeRepublic is taking credit for it.
    http://www.snopes2.com/language/document/carlin.htm
  • simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994
    edited November -1
    Thanks, it was forwarded to me in an email and I cut & pasted it. It doesn't really matter to me, though. I like it anyway.

    I'm not afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of me!
  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Jerry Springer was cancelled?

    "The powers delegated by the proposed constitution to the federal governmentare few and defined, and will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace negotiation, and foreign commerce"
    -James Madison
  • Bushy ARBushy AR Member Posts: 564 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Salzo...I heard that Jerry Springer signed a large WWF contract and will return on pay-per-view!!

    Little people talk about people,regular people talk about things,and big people talk about ideas.
  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    When I order a hamburger, I want it to look like the picture on the menu.
    When I'm told it's only $19.95, I don't want a bill for $29.95 because every joe blow company adds charges and taxes to MY bill.
    If a product is advertised as "the best", I want proof.
    I want the government to stop trying to protect me from myself.
    Stop this mail in rebate cra$, just take it off the price of the product.
  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here is a George Carlin one;


    If man evolved from the great apes, who, are the ones still evolving among us?

    "The great object is that every man.... everyone who is able may have a gun." Patrick Henry
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