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Mudge, Lowrider and you other V-Twiners
Big Sky Redneck
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This past weekend I went and picked up my new regisration for the year to be put on my MOTORCYCLE. I went to my friends house where the bike has been stored all winter, hooked up the battery charger, placed the new sticker on the plate and did a little inspection of the lights and such. When The charger said the battery was a full charge I hit the starter and heard a loud clunk. I tried it again, clunk. I unhooked the charger, turned the bike around and pushed it out into the driveway, gave it a running push, jumped on and attempted to clutch start it. Motor locked up. I'm not sure why it did it but that thing is tight. Checked the oil again only paying more attention to the contents on the stick and did not see any signs of moisture. My YZF has gone to the big Rice Paddy in the sky.
I'm gonna put it on E-Barf Motors and sell it for parts. I had it down to the shop and the Yamaha tech dude said a new engine would be pricey, I could have that one rebuilt but it may cost more than it's worth and may never run the same.
So if Y'all don't see me post for awhile it is because I'm depressed, I feel as if my best friend has commited suicide, I feel lonely and hurt. I freaking SAD. So while you guys are out there scaring little old ladies with those loud bikes, think of me will ya? I may not get another bike this year and will be without a scoot all summer. As I post this I'm getting all teared up and can no longer see what I'm typing, you guys have fun.
I'm gonna put it on E-Barf Motors and sell it for parts. I had it down to the shop and the Yamaha tech dude said a new engine would be pricey, I could have that one rebuilt but it may cost more than it's worth and may never run the same.
So if Y'all don't see me post for awhile it is because I'm depressed, I feel as if my best friend has commited suicide, I feel lonely and hurt. I freaking SAD. So while you guys are out there scaring little old ladies with those loud bikes, think of me will ya? I may not get another bike this year and will be without a scoot all summer. As I post this I'm getting all teared up and can no longer see what I'm typing, you guys have fun.
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Woods
How big a boy are ya?
Buy a HARLEY!!!!!!
I don't think you can very successfully push-start a motorcycle these days. Multi-cylinder, high compression engines don't turn over that easily. You'd have to get it rolling pretty fast and then use third or fourth gear to keep from just skidding the rear tire.
What'd the shop tell you was wrong with it?
Too bad if it's down the tubes. Summer's a crappy time to be without your scoot. Sorry to hear it.
On the plus side, it sure gives you a good excuse to buy a new scooter.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
If all else fails, buy some insurance, and push it off a cliff!:)
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"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
Anyhow, yes it is a good excuse to buy another one but the question is this, what do I get? Yes I would like to have a Harley but there is one problem, I still need a crotch rocket. A Harley would be good for social events but I need my daily fix of speed.
I have seen many engines from lawn mowers to ancient IH tractors to small block chevys unstuck and ran fine by filling the cylinders with oil and getting it to turn and just keep working it over until it turns free. They run just fine. I would give that a try before junking it. What do you have to lose?
Did it myself on a Pontiac 389 about 20 years ago and the motor still runs. I used diesel fuel but would use the Marvel Mystery Oil if I was going to do it again.
A friend of mine just did it on an old IH super C tractor a few weeks ago. That thing had been sitting FOREVER and it is running fine.
Seriously now, I want to cry.
Dude, there is your problem right there.
It isn't air cooled!
Man, motorcycles are not ment to have radiators:)
The insurance situation looks better & better.
Sorry to hear about your problems, I hope your up & running soon.
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"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
Please ...oh, please DON'T buy that V-rod POS. Rode one last week. It's pretty quick but it's UUUGGLLYY as sin. (Not that I believe in sin you know.)
If you look for a H-D, The shop that works on our bikes has a 2001
1200 Sportster for $8,500.
Mudge the empathetic
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
I had a friend that had a 105 incher. It was the fastest bike around. The only bike faster was his Nitro burning Sportster. He is insane though.
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Now I my tease Mudge and Lowrider about Harleys, but I have nothing against them at all. I think Harleys are some awsome looking bikes and they do exactly what they are supposed to do, look good and cruise. I would like to have one but I also want a crotch rocket. Now for the HD V-Twin to even think about getting close to the Jap Bikes you will have to spend as much on the motor as the entire Jap bike costs, it will need some heavy mods to even think about competing. there is a fella at the track I go to in the sumer with a FAST harley drag bike, 9 seconds NHRA class bike, he has almost $50,000 in that bike and guess what, it is only 1 second faster than a $10,000 stock japper. I have to laugh when somebody mentions about a Harley being the fastest around, unless you have tons of $$ and are truly a gear head and know your way around the V-Twin, it aint gonna happen.
Now before you start calling me brain damaged and anyone else who drives these bikes I want to say this. I have heard it all, so don't do it. One of the biggest reasons for owning that YZF R1 was bragging rights, that is what most of the guys who have them buy them for. Sure we may jockey the throttle sometimes but just because we have bikes that will almost do 200MPH doesnt mean that is how we ride all the time. I had mine up near 160 MPH ONE TIME, that was it. Other than that I love the acceleration, the first 3 gears under full throttle is better than sex, it is an unimaginable rush, better than any intoxicant I have ever taken. Ohh and I almost forgot, a very fun thing to do is to pull up beside a couple Harleys on the highway, give them the bird, do a wheel stand and dust them! They get so freaking mad!! Twisting that throttle for all its worth trying to catch you but NO WAY!! Just call me a 32 year old teenager!
Who needs a spoon to stir, I just used a blender!
OK, now y'all can pick on me about it becoming a dead horse, I deserve it and I expect it.
Edited by - 7mm nut on 06/04/2002 16:40:10
Edited by - interstatepawnllc on 06/04/2002 21:15:27
But if you want to talk balls-to-the-wall fast, a guy I know is crew chief for a drag bike team and they had their bike on display a few weeks ago at a big motorcycle gathering. This thing is a V-twin but certainly bears no resemblence to a Harley engine. It's a nitro methane burning, 850 horsepower bomb with a seat on top. Has a rear slick probably two feet wide. This thing turns the quarter mile in the low 7 second range at well over 200 miles per hour. They fired it up and the crowd scattered. That thing is so loud that it does very little good to cover your ears. The guy that owns it also rides it. He calls himself the "pilot." He's got some brass balls to climb aboard that monster.
If I wasn't so computer illiterate I'd post a link to their website. Anybody that's interested can see pictures of it by plugging "Flower Racing" into a search engine. The owner/builder/rider is Jim Flower of Sultan, WA.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Kinda like me the first time I went to see the Funny Cars, like a dummy I stood at the 1/8 mile mark at the fence with NO ear plugs! The fence is only 50' from the side of the track and when those two cars came by me at full woopass I thought my head was gonna explode! last time I did that.
Hmm, nitro methane on a bike,I WANT ONE!!!!!
If I knew then, what I know now.
Funny thing about those two bikes, the Harley is still running today, and the Honda has long since gone the way of the scrap heep. I put over $6000 in that Honda, and I could only sale it for $3000, and I was doing good to get that. The Harely cost $3500 new from Houston Harely Davidson in 1975, and it is worth 5 times that now. You would think I could talk my brother into at least letting me ride it once in a while?
Rice is nice, but I have to have steak once in a while. Besides most speed limits are 55 MPH anyway. I'm sure no one would drive faster then that would they?
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"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
They start the bike on methanol and after it's running smooth and warmed-up (about a minute) they open the valves and put the nitro to it. MAN! Sounds like world war three. I like to think I'm a gutty mother, but I'm afraid if I was offered the chance to ride it I'd have to pass. You know, in the interest of living a few more days.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Maybe you need to talk to Mrs. 7MM to find out what you're doing wrong.
Mudge the marriage counselor
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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NICE TOURING BIKE....MELLOW SOUND........Just what the doctor ordered to cure your blues. Oh by the way it shares my basement office with me and is treated like one of the kids.
Like my died in the wool OMG for life, brother would say. A mini-bike is a mini-bike, no matter what brand.
It's a harley true enough, but the 883cc motor is just craving for a 1200cc build kit. You get it, and you will want to change it. Look in the want adds at all the 883's for sale, that have 1200 kits. Hey I used to own a very quick (pre AMF)1969 XLCH 900cc Sportster, and they still made me ride in the back of the pack.
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"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
Go with the big twin!!
If I knew then, what I know now.