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House of ill repute

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, just past middle-age gentleman.

"Can I help you?" the madam asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.

At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. "Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a family who lives there,"

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

Moral:
Some things in life are certain:
Taxes, death, and being screwed by a lawyer.


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Comments

  • DuckDuck Member Posts: 57 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    dheffley,
    Do you know the difference between a skunk on the road and a lawyer?


    There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dheffley,

    That's a great one!

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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I remember one day it was so cold that I saw Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

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  • FightBack45FightBack45 Member Posts: 14 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




    A good start!




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    The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
  • Josey1Josey1 Member Posts: 9,598 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Too FUNNY!!! I love joke about ambulance chasers

    "If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
  • dobieman0690dobieman0690 Member Posts: 148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • aby80aby80 Member Posts: 245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites? NEW JERSEY HAD FIRST CHOICE.
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    You guys can say what you want. I used to hate lawyers too, and still have little use for a lot of them.

    But...Some of the best money I have ever spent was for legal fees.

    Let a lawyer save your job or help get you custody of your kids, and they start to smell a lot better.

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  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Nunn: You are right of course. But they are so fun to pick on.
    What do you call a bus load of lawyers, with one empty seat, going off a cliff?
    A shame.

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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Q. Why is it that sharks will not bite a lawyer?

    A. Professional courtesy!

    Never ask why but only the value of.
  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What do you say about a field full of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?Not enough sand.

    If I knew then, what I know now.
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