In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.

Possible company mergers?

pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
The last few months have seen many mergers, and anticipating them could mean excellent Market gains. Here are some possible mergers to expect in future. . .

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.

2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild.

3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

4. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale
Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

5. 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood

6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

9. 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera

10. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants

11. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!

12. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

13. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo

14. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp


The gene pool needs chlorine.
· Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
Sign In or Register to comment.