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Smack Him Again...Joke
nunn
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Subject: Should kids witness a birth? A true story:
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child was
home alone with her 5-year old daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started
going into labor, she called "911."
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed,and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 5-year old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Smack him again!"
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child was
home alone with her 5-year old daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started
going into labor, she called "911."
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed,and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 5-year old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.
Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Smack him again!"
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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