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New element discovered hehe
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Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named administratium (Ad).
The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Ad is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
According to the discovers, a minute amount of Ad causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Ad has normal half-life of approximately four years, it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Ad sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Ad is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".
If I knew then, what I know now.
The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Ad is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
According to the discovers, a minute amount of Ad causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Ad has normal half-life of approximately four years, it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Ad sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Ad is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".
If I knew then, what I know now.