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The never-ending story. HELP!!!

pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2004 in General Discussion
Where will the story go?
Who knows?
Just add your part.

P.S. Keep it clean so it does not get poofed. [;)]


The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mike and Debbie were walking down their favorite path. Headed for their "secret" place. Enjoying the warmth of the early morning golden sunlight falling on their tender young bodies. Eager to reach their destination, they were hurrying just a bit. Anticipation clawing at both of them, they topped the next rise and.........


    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Screamed in horror as the seen Pabooger fishing in his underwear. They turned to run away but....
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  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    They ran into Lowrider and seen the size of his rod so they reeled around and

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    LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling


    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
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  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    tripped over his Harley, knocking it over, and skinning their

    Trinity +++

    "Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
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  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    knees when they fell down after slipping on all the oil leaking out of the durn thing, Low Rider was so pissed that he

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    LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling


    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    picked up his bike and held it over his head screaming in fury. Mike and Debbie, picked themselves up and ran into the nearest door, which seemed safe to them. But.....

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    E. Williams, that name sounded familiar. As the man in front of them turned to see who had come through the door, they saw that he had a Jennings in one hand and.......

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    a "for sale-cheap" sign in the other. then suddenly....



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    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"<br>NRA Certified Firearms Instructor<br>Member: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD.<br> <A HREF="mailto:njretcop@copmail.com">njretcop@copmail.com</A> <P>
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  • tidemantideman Member Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    the cheap thing went off. BAM........and what should Debbie and Mike see, but.........
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  • tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,335 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rafter feeding the stray dogs... but what's that he's pouring in the bowls......?

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's 7mm nut's old gunpowder......

    Woods

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  • tr foxtr fox Member Posts: 13,856
    edited November -1
    ... which disappoints and angers the dogs because they were expecting some more quality dog food. In anger they turn and bite the he!! out of .......

    Quote "When guns were invented everything changed. For the first time in the history of the world a frail woman had a chance to sucessfully defend herself and home. My dream is that one of the anti-gun nuts will need a gun for defense and be unable to have one because of their own actions."
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  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    The brick of government cheese that was in the corner of the room.

    Larry
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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Because it taste worse than Pa's shorts they spit it out and turn onthe poor fool who put it out. next

    "Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    Meanwhile, Mike and Debbie are looking over the Jennings and cooing about what a wonderful looking gun it was, then suddenly, at the door....

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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  • borderguyborderguy Member Posts: 387 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    was Peter Jennings listening to a Toby Keith CD. He said....
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey you two, whip it on me. I think........

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    Then he realized he was dreaming and he went ahead and purchased the short wave radio like he planned. after eating at stu's surf and turf he decided to strap on his roller blades and then he..........

    Larry
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  • Druid1Druid1 Member Posts: 30 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    had a stroke...then

    the first step to failure is trying
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  • 0311marine0311marine Member Posts: 3,233
    edited November -1
    woke up in a cave next to sasquatch then he....

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    SEMPER FI
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    thought he was in love. But on second thought.....

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • steeltoe1978steeltoe1978 Member Posts: 3,248
    edited November -1
    he loved Debbie. He then took a closer look at the Sasquatch and realized that it WAS Debbie and not some missing link. "Babe, you should shave your legs more often!", he said. Debbie replied with....
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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm going home to mothers. There by leaving Mike to

    "Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Help Eric put another 5000 rounds thru his Jennings. But low and behold just as they got started Nunn came in and....
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  • cat-mechaniccat-mechanic Member Posts: 433 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    POOF! They were right back where they started.[:D]

    Nothing runs like a Deere, With a CAT on its *
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  • Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,889 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mike and Debbie were walking down their favorite path. Headed for their "secret" place. Enjoying the warmth of the early morning golden sunlight falling on their tender young bodies. Eager to reach their destination, they were hurrying just a bit. Anticipation clawing at both of them, they topped the next rise and.........
    Screamed in horror as the seen Pabooger fishing in his underwear. They turned to run away but....

    They ran into Lowrider and seen the size of his rod so they reeled around and
    tripped over his Harley, knocking it over, and skinning their knees when they fell down after slipping on all the oil leaking out of the durn thing, Low Rider was so pissed that he
    picked up his bike and held it over his head screaming in fury. Mike and Debbie, picked themselves up and ran into the nearest door, which seemed safe to them. But..... there inside stood a man with his back to them. The name E. Williams was printed on his back... E. Williams, that name sounded familiar. As the man in front of them turned to see who had come through the door, they saw that he had a Jennings in one hand and.......

    a "for sale-cheap" sign in the other. then suddenly.... the cheap thing went off. BAM........and what should Debbie and Mike see, but......... Rafter feeding the stray dogs... but what's that he's pouring in the bowls......? It's 7mm nut's old gunpowder...... ... which disappoints and angers the dogs because they were expecting some more quality dog food. In anger they turn and bite the he!! out of .......
    The brick of government cheese that was in the corner of the room. Because it taste worse than Pa's shorts they spit it out and turn onthe poor fool who put it out. next
    Meanwhile, Mike and Debbie are looking over the Jennings and cooing about what a wonderful looking gun it was, then suddenly, at the door.... was Peter Jennings listening to a Toby Keith CD. He said.... Hey you two, whip it on me. I think........ Then he realized he was dreaming and he went ahead and purchased the short wave radio like he planned. after eating at stu's surf and turf he decided to strap on his roller blades and then he.......... had a stroke...then
    woke up in a cave next to sasquatch then he....
    thought he was in love. But on second thought.....
    he loved Debbie. He then took a closer look at the Sasquatch and realized that it WAS Debbie and not some missing link. "Babe, you should shave your legs more often!", he said. Debbie replied with..

    I'm going home to mothers. There by leaving Mike to


    Help Eric put another 5000 rounds thru his Jennings. But low and behold just as they got started Nunn came in and.... POOF! They were right back where they started.
    I used to recruit for the NRA until they sold us down the river (again!) in Heller v. DC. See my auctions (if any) under username henryreilly
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  • tr foxtr fox Member Posts: 13,856
    edited November -1
    now finally have more time to spend cleaning and polishing his beloved gun collection without having to endure the endless nagging. As he laid all his lovely guns out on the living room floor he got teary-eyed and sighed.....

    Quote "When guns were invented everything changed. For the first time in the history of the world a frail woman had a chance to sucessfully defend herself and home. My dream is that one of the anti-gun nuts will need a gun for defense and be unable to have one because of their own actions."
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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    "Oh where did I put that Jennings"

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As he franticly searched for his Jennings, Lowrider came crashing through the door. Determined to seek revenge on the low life that had knocked his bike over, and got blood all over the thing. In a fit of rage he.....


    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    discoverd he was wearing Pa's shorts
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  • Chaser11Chaser11 Member Posts: 251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D] PA.'S SHORTS OH NO! NOT THE ONES WITH THE SKID MARKS AS HE RAN FOR THE OUTHOUSE.....[:D]

    American used to Roar like Lions for Liberty- Now they Bleat like Sheep for Security.
    Always Remember Security without Liberty is called PRISON! -
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  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    he fell in an old well...
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  • plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    Which cooled him off and gave Pa's shorts their first washing since new. As he crawled out of the well he noticed
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  • 3gunner3gunner Member Posts: 489 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    suddenly the pistol fires again....
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  • tr foxtr fox Member Posts: 13,856
    edited November -1
    as Pa screams with a combination of rage and surprise "Dam* it! This little Jennings piece of cra* never goes off when I want it to! Now I will have to.......

    Quote "When guns were invented everything changed. For the first time in the history of the world a frail woman had a chance to sucessfully defend herself and home. My dream is that one of the anti-gun nuts will need a gun for defense and be unable to have one because of their own actions."
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  • 96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    replace the free floating firing pin. As Pa turns he sees the dog that ate the brick of government cheese. The thing's swollen bigger than a three day road kill in the middle of an Arizona highway. The dog lunges and...

    "Save the Whalers, they need jobs too."
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  • 4wheeler4wheeler Member Posts: 3,441
    edited November -1
    and bites the jennings...or was it?

    Hillsville.
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  • Gibbs505Gibbs505 Member Posts: 3,175
    edited November -1
    A bang and the dog is wimpering, or is it laughing?

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lowrider, wearing pa's shorts, seeing this big dog lunge, and seeing a Jennings actually fire more than once, shook his head and said to pa........


    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,335 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Daddy!!!, can we go home now?"

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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