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US Navy Now & Then
22WRF
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The Navy then and now...........It is true and it is scary!Then-Rifles were made of wood and steel and fired a 7.62mm bullet thatkilled the enemy.Now-Rifles are made of plastic and aluminum and fire a .22 caliberbullet that wounds the enemy.Then-If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk.Now-If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper.Then-Mail took weeks to come to the ship.Now-Everytime you get near land, there's a mob topside to see if their cellphone works.Then-If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port. Now-The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.Then-You wore bellbottoms every where on the ship.Now-Bellbottoms are gone and 14 year old girls wear them every where.Then-You wore a dixie cup all day,with every uniform.Now-It's not required and you have a choice in different hats.Then-If you said "damn," people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.Now-If you say "damn" you'd better be talking about a hydroelectric plant.Then-The Ships Office had a typewriter on his desk for doing dailyreports.Now-Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no workis getting done.Then-We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.Now-We put the real thing in the cockpit.Then-Your girlfriend was at home, praying you would return alive.Now-She is on the same ship, praying your condom worked.Then-If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to the shipso you could sleep it off.Now-If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin yourcareer.Then-Canteens were made out of steel and you could heat coffee or hotchocolate in them.Now-Canteens are made of plastic, you can't heat them because they'll meltand anything inside always tastes like plastic.Then-Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commandedrespect.Now-Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given awedgie.Then-They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.Now-They collect our pee and analyze it.Then-If you didn't act right, they'd put you on extra duty until youstraightened up.Now-If you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows youforever.Then-Medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.Now-Medals are awarded to people who show up for work most of the time.Then-You slept in a barracks, like a soldier.Now-You sleep in a dormitory, like a college kid.Then-You ate in a Mess Hall. It was free and you could have all the foodyou wanted.Now-You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of buttercosts and you can only have one.Then-We defeated powerful countries like Germany and Japan.Now-We can't even beat the carpet from the Captains quarters without theMarines as backup,and the Air Force flying cover for you.Then-If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smokedand drank beer.Now-You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.Then-If you wanted a quarter beer and conversation, you could go to the NCOor Officers' Club.Now-The beer will cost you two dollars and someone is watching to see howmuch you drink.Then-The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn't make much money.Now-You can get better merchandise cheaper at Wal-Mart.Then-If a Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down somenotes and a PN spent an hour preparing a bunch of charts.Now-The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Pointpresentation.Then-We called the enemy things like "Commie Bastards" and "Reds" because wedidn't like them.Now-We call the enemy things like "Opposing Forces" and "Aggressors" so wewon't offend them and Sen Clinton.Then-We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things werebroken.Now-We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won't do it againfor a while.Then-A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.Now-A commander will put all of his people on the line to protect his butt.BTW I'm a "Then"
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"...hit your enemy in the belly, and kick him when he is down, and boil his prisoners in oil- if you take any- and torture his women and children. Then people will keep clear of you..." -Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher, speaking at the Hague Peace Conference in 1899.
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