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C&P: Entire United States Expatriates

HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Copied from Fred on Everything (Authory: Fred Reed)

Entire United States Expatriates

Fred Left Behind

Monday, February 2, 2004

Mail arrives, telling me that by going to Mexico I have sold out, fled, abandoned the United States. I'm a coward, some of my correspondents say, and a traitor, just like Lord Haw Haw, Kim Philby, Jane Fonda. I'm probably a devotee of Quisling. (Actually I've never quizzled in my life.)

(OK, OK, I'm sorry.)

Anyway, they're upset, which is irrational. They think that just because I went to Mexico, I left the US. They don't understand. I didn't leave the United States. It left me. It was a bait-and-switch operation. I signed on to one country, and they slipped another in under me. I want my money back.

In the country where I grew up, if you found a naked intruder in your daughter's bedroom with a Bowie knife and a hard-on, you shot him and arranged to have the rugs cleaned. The sheriff wasn't greatly interested and the country prosecutor didn't see anything to prosecute. The scum floating on the gene pool wasn't a protected species. It wasn't the driving engine of the culture. It was just scum.

Today you would be charged with the use of excessive force. The cadaver's family would sue. They would end up with your house unless they just ran you broke with legal bills. The outcome would depend on the racial make-up of you, the intruder, and the jury. Your daughter would be married with grandchildren before the courts reached any conclusion.

Think I'm exaggerating? When I used to have the police beat for the Washington Times in the Yankee capital, the cops told me, dead serious, that if I ever shot an intruder, I should shoot him again to make sure: You can't afford to have two stories, they said, especially if he's black which, in Washington, was a foregone conclusion. They'll hang you, said the cops.

In the country I grew up in, you got on an airplane by walking up these funny little steps with wheels on them. Then you sat down. That's all you did. I know, I know: You don't believe this. It's true. You just walked on. Further, the stewardesses were not merely civil but-so help me-friendly. Flying was actually enjoyable. The seats were big enough that you didn't sit with your knees beside your ears and your feet in your pockets.

Now, getting aboard is like going into max security at some ghastly penitentiary. I once flew a bit around the old Soviet Union, as distinct from the new one, on a junket. Security was less oppressive, though the food was marginally worse unless you liked green chicken. The service was just as sullen.

Maybe that's what I miss most about the Old Country. People were courteous. They could afford to be because everyone else was too. It's hard to be pleasant when the odds are even that the next person you deal with will be an ill-mannered lout who knows he can get away with it.

I think people were courteous also because they lived in an agreeable country and were pretty happy with things. The new country seems angry-quietly so, not sure what to do about it, but looking for someone to hit.

Yet further still, in the old country they didn't have these funny little Japanese cars with itsy-bitsy four-bangers. Nope. They had great virile monsters thirty feet long with eight huge cylinders like buckets. A dog could have slept in them. Sure, those rocket-barges were probably ridiculous and left a trail of parts that fell off because quality control wasn't that great, but they were real cars. They embodied a spirit I liked. Today cars seem to be designed with transvestites in mind.

The Old Country the music was vibrant, vigorous, much of it springing from the great black bluesmen of Mississippi and then Chicago, some of it from the mountains and the jazz dens of the big cities. In the music of the new country, the whites whine and the blacks grunt angrily. From Tampa Red to rap is a long way down.

In the country I signed on to, things worked on the principle of individual responsibility. If you robbed a bank, which people generally didn't, everyone figured you did it because you decided to, and you went to jail and everyone was satisfied, except you, which was the idea. Most people knew how to behave, and did. It saved a lot on police departments and you could walk around at night.

In the new country of course everything is somebody else's fault, unless you are a white male, in which case everything is your fault. Never mind that if it weren't for white males everybody else would be living on low-hanging fruit and saying "ugga-wugga" because they couldn't figure out how to make a hemi-head big-block to crash into things with. Or figure out how to make anything else.

In the old country, the government was pretty much benign or actually useful. It built roads and largely left you alone. The public schools were not great but neither were they terrible. People ran their own lives. The federal government tended to be somewhere else, which was a splendid place for it, and you mostly didn't notice.

In the country that is now where America used to be, the government is the cause of most major problems instead of a solution, however inefficient, to a fair number of them. The government keeps you from educating your children, holds standards down, prevents you from hiring the best people you can find to work in your business. It won't allow local jurisdictions to control crime, prevents localities from enforcing such moral standards as they see fit, virtually illegalizes the religion, of most of the population, and generally won't permit people to live as they like.

Now, I used to be fond of the United States. Granted, I wasn't much of a patriot. The word nowadays seems to mean one who doesn't so much love his country as to dislike other people's. I figured live and let live. A lot of other countries struck me as fine places. But America was my favorite. It just suited me. I liked the people in their wild variety and the countryside and the music and the brash independence. It wasn't perfect. Still, given the sorry baseline for comportment in human agglomerations, it was about as good as you could get.

I'm still fond of the United States. I just can't find it.






Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Comments

  • muggstermuggster Member Posts: 420 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dam!!Pretty sad when when you step back and take a good look.

    Muggster
  • ElMuertoMonkeyElMuertoMonkey Member Posts: 12,898
    edited November -1
    A tad on the racist side at times, but I'm assuming he was overstating matters to get a point across.

    Over all, sad but true.
  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I wonder how many people will read this?
    Or NOT read it, just because it was posted by HAIRY.

    Nope, this is not the country I grew up in either. [:(]

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
  • pack rat633pack rat633 Member Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wow HAIRY, that was pretty good. Who is this Fred Reed? What does he do in Mexico? Where does he Live? Is he wealthy or anything?

    SEMPER FI MAC, SEMPER FI
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    I remember when people use to go to California on purpose. I remember when senators and congressmen wouldn't run for re-election cause they had to go back to work and make some money. I remember having to drive all day to get to the beach,but you'd meet a lot of people and see a lot of nice little towns. Now it's a two hour sprint down the interstate looking at billboards for feminine hygeine products and viagra.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    "A tad on the racist side at times..."

    Thanks for not disappointing me, Munkee.[V]

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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