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Terrorist Threat to Smoking Jacket Club !!!!!!

idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
I approach you fellow members of the Smoking Jacket Club with tidings of great urgency! With the assistance of a few of our members who wish to remain covert, I have located and apprehended three individuals suspected of terrorism within the Smoking Jacket Club. They chose their disguises very well as their personalities fit the general description of our general membership. Their names are Osama bin Loafin, Osama bin Drinkin, and Osama bin Sleepin. After great lengths of interview and interrogation, the three brothers claim to have a fourth brother operating secretly within our group and who has managed to obtain one of our official Smoking Jacket uniforms. However, he should be the easiest to spot as his personality does not fit in with the rest of us in the least. His name is Osama bin Workin. Should you notice a fellow Smoking Jacket Club member begin to display unusual degrees of work ethic, I want you to report him to me immediately. I am taking a bit of vacation from November 9 - 12 so please forward to me all nominations for the position of "Minister of SJC Defense". Do not fear, you will not be asked to trade any of your God-given rights for a little bit of security.idsman75
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh my goodness, how could this have happened? Please tell me that it isn't true!! One of our own WORKING. That is horrible!!!! WE must put a stop to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lets bomb the club house to the stone age toget the darn terrorist ,and we can run a petroleum pipeline across it after all smokers are gone (less risk of a fire)....HE HE HE!
    I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Well,it isn`t me,buisiness has been dreadful!!Hope it is not my good friend ~sir Shane~,I fear he been working,dare I say, long hours.~sir Loprd Beekeep~
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    We shall not bomb any clubhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Oh No! I have been hanging drywall! is that working??
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I put in close to 75 hours this week but the boss gave me tomorrow and Sunday off so I'll be doing LOTS of loafing in order to make up for it. Hopefully Osama bin Workin will surface knowing that his attempt at loafing will appear to be awkward due to the high level of work ethic that is inherent in his nature.
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  • tightbredtightbred Member Posts: 74 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think the "Minister of SJC Defense" should be whoever has the most extensive collecetion of weapons. I'm not sure who that is, but owning a Jennings should disqualify you.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Apparently you don't know about Evil ATF's exploits with his assault-Jennings with mini-bayonet.
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  • timberbeasttimberbeast Member Posts: 1,738 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    This Osama been loggin'. Uh Oh!
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No 218 it's not me!! I'm only working these long hours to try and flush out the Terrorist!!!!!!!and pay for the new boat I got this year. I sure hope we catch him soon. I need a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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