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Things to do in an elevator. Copied.

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
Things To Do In An Elevator.Let's face it, of all the day-to-day things we do, nothing is as boring as riding up or down and elevator. And the music in them is enough to put you to sleep. So, if you work or live in a high-rise or skyscraper, here's a few things that you can do to break the boredom and make the experience a little more memorable. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again." Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up! All of you! Just shut up!!!" Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, ask "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them," and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on." Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!!" When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?" Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"
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  • metzmetz Member Posts: 121 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fart and slap the person next to you.Andy
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Or do like this buddy of mine..He likes to get in a crowded elevator a then, let a silent killer, then watch everyone look around.....Everyone looks guilty but him....He likes it better, when all come out gagging..........I don't get on elevators with him....LOL
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  • XracerXracer Member Posts: 1,990 ✭
    edited November -1
    A woman gets on a crowded elevator...after a couple of floors she says, "Eeeeek! I've been geesed!Man: "Lady....the word is "goosed"!"Woman: "I can count!"
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  • Free N TXFree N TX Member Posts: 165 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In a long line at the movie theater a friend of mine let loose a very loud fart. He looked at a lady standing in front of him and said "Good God lady, you should be ashamed of yourself". Everyone around started to look at her with disgust. Even though she didn't do it she was so embarrassed that she was being stared at that she left the line, got in her car and drove off.
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  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I always like to get in last and then when the doors close face everybody and say, "I know you are all wondering why I asked you to meet me here like this"
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I got on an elevator one time and this guy got on with me that had a rock stuck in his shoe. Just before the doors opened on the next floor he looked at me and said watch this. About 5 people got in and we started going up,and the guy started taping that rock on the floor. It sounded like the elevator was falling apart. The look on one ladys face was priceless. After I finished my business and went back to the elevator a service man was looking at it, I told him what had happened but he didn't think it was as funny as I did. O'well not everyone has a sence of humor!
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