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"Hi,my name is SXSMAN and I ....."

SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
"Hello,my name is SXSMAN and I have a gun problem".The gun throng chants "Hello SXSMAN".I think I might need some sort of program.Went into my local gun haunt to take a look-see and walked out over 1k less and a hand gun and another sxs richier.My window shopping is gona break me!(PS. It's a really supper clean SKB 200e SxS).Now I don't have money for the program.Won't you please help.This investment could be of help to all of you!If I am treated successfully this will mean more guns available for YOU to buy!Email SXSMAN@HOTMAIL.COM for address as where to send money.(I've got my eye on something else so hurry!)

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  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Know what you mean (although I don't know what an "sxs" is, I have my own "impulse buying moments"); maybe we need to start a "Gun Buyers Anonymous" 12 step program...Actually, I've got my buying habits pretty much under control--I stick to my budget. Since that's the case, maybe you should send me this "sxs" thing, I'll be able to learn what it is (if it's anything like "sex", I'm sure I'd like it!), while you'll learn to "do without"--which is what is required to live within your budget.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    Sorry SXSMAN, I've got my eye on a few for myself. Thanks for the offer anyway.
    Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    competentone,SxS is side by side or double barrel shotguns.Sorry,no sex involved.Although I do get a "feeling" when I hold one for the first time.
  • TLynnTLynn Member Posts: 353 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    SXSMAN - I'm so very sorry I cannot help you with your addiction here as I am too busy struggling with my own.Now if you were possibly considering getting rid of that little flintlock you bought it would be a different story.Hope you enjoy your new weapons!
  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks, SxSMAN! I like those side-by-sides (though I don't own any). They could be related to sex--atleast I think of a side-by-side shotgun being involved in any "shotgun weddings"...the father of the bride holding one, making sure the ceremony goes smoothly...
  • 44rugerfan44rugerfan Member Posts: 11 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Help me.... Help me... Help me... I ... I am... (sob) ...I am a gun addict (sob) I can'thelpitI'msoryy...(sob) My wife has bbbbbanned me from the gun store and the sporting goods section of Wal-ma-a-a-rt....(sob).... The smell of burnt gunpowder .... shiny barrels.... (sob) I can't he-he help it...... Waaaaaa.......
  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My name is Ronnie and I am a Gunaholic,Please do not attempt to help me.
    A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    I will go with DANO on this one! Work harder dangit!
    If you run, you'll just die tired!
  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Butt,butt,butt.... if I work anymore(Already working 10 hours + a day,5 days a week,8-12 on sat.)I won't have time to enjoy my guns or hunting!This is creating a vicious circle!I already am slave to an old house that takes away time and money from guns now.I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the people personally that sent money-Thanks for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!I thought we were family!Here I am. In my darkest hour.Forsaken.I'm so hurt..(There is still time to send money,it's not too late...........)
  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry SXSMAN, I've got no money left to buy guns myself. I will send you my wife for a few weeks. She will put a stop to that impulse buying in a hurry! And if she is gone from here for a few days maby I could get that new gun I want and a couple thousand more rds. for my SKS!!! Don't worry Mrs Beast, I don't plan for SXSMAN to keep my wife. He would send her back fast, Trust me!
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