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The job interview
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The Job Interview
A man, having applied to join the police force in a small south Texas town,
is being interviewed.
The Chief says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that
you must pass before I can recruit you.'
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues
'Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six suspected felons,
and a rabbit.'
The man says 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief. 'When can you start?'
A man, having applied to join the police force in a small south Texas town,
is being interviewed.
The Chief says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that
you must pass before I can recruit you.'
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues
'Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six suspected felons,
and a rabbit.'
The man says 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief. 'When can you start?'
Comments
TOOLS
General TOOLS RRG
Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
"If they won't give us good terms, come back and we'll fight it out."
-- Gen. James Longstreet
Hope it's a sign of better things ahead.
NSDQ!
"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." -Isaiah 6:8
He says I will need workers comp and general liabilty ins. Said that he could deduct workers comp from job setelments. He also said that he sets up his subs with enclosed trailers for tools. He likes to put the Archadeck logo on them.
Hey TOOLS,
I hope this works out, but I do have to wonder:
If he has enough work, why doesn't he just hire employees?
Especially if he is making sure all liability angles are being covered at the job site with everyone having workers comp. and liability insurance?
Make sure their is enough work. Liability insurance is reasonable enough, but costs for worker's comp. is insane. Be aware if he were deducting worker's comp. from payments to you and not forwarding it to the state (either intentially or just as the result of being "careless") you and any employees you hire will NOT be covered.
You don't have to make an "investment" in the trailer to carry your tools do you?
I don't mean to sound too "suspicious," but just wanted to be sure you're aware of potential problems--if he's honest you shouldn't have problems, but there is no shortage of people in the construction fields who are really lacking in integrity.
I would be sub contracting the work. Not actuly working for them as an employee.
I have in the past carried my tools in the back of the truck. Not very long ago several things grew legs and walked away. The jobs are about an hour away from the house. So it would be nice to have a trailer to be abel to leave on the job site. He said that he has helped all his subs purchase there trailers. (I think he writes some of it off as advertising by putting the company logo on them). I do have a line on a used one that is like new and set up with shelves allready[;)][:D]
TOOLS
General TOOLS RRG
Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
TOOLS
General TOOLS RRG
Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
Tools, just like your truck, keep reciepts for everything from gas in the toolhauler to meals. If you buy an inkpen, get a reciept, note book needs a reciept, need new boots? get a reciept, you get the point! Get an accountant that will file your taxes, get him/her an estimate of what you will make and expenses and get an estimate on quarterly taxes, take a small amount from each settlement and pay into the quarter. If you get reciepts like yo uneed to and document every single penny chances are you will get you prepaid taxes back at teh end of the year. Get another checking account as well, deposit all settlements into it and pay for ALL expeses out of that account, pay yourself out of that account as well. If yo usettle for a week and get $2000, pay yourself $1500 and leave $500 in there to go to quarterly taxes and gas for the week. Keep the business money out of Walmart! You need to document every penny out of that account, money used for personal things such as car payments(toolhauler will be deductable so you may want to pay it out of the business) house payments, groceries, allowances, shopping and such needs to be seperate from the business money and should be documented as pay to you. If you do not seperate it then tyour personal taxes are combined into your business taxes and now it will get messy! And remember to always show your business as barley getting by[;)] In 1998 I made $120,000 leased to TRL, if I would have run all of that thru the personal money I woulda been screwed at tax time, instead I showed my truck as absorbing 75% of that and me only netting around $20,000. Got a tax refund! keep it all together and now you are wealthy as far as the IRS is concerned and a higher tax is taken. An accountant will help you and give better advise than I can.
Good luck to you!!!!
So I spent the afternoon cleaning out the trailer for nothing?
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
So I spent the afternoon cleaning out the trailer for nothing?
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
I am a man but I can change if I have to,I guess.
It's easy to "forget" the total of your expenses--things like the self-employment tax, insurance and the details of the job itself--when you're given a number of what you'll be paid for a job, or if you're working up a bid for a job.
I find I always have to put it on paper and go over the numbers and job step-by-step to make sure I will make money at it. The only time I'll give someone a quick estimate "off the cuff" is if I've done similiar work and am sure what the job entails, but even then I have to be careful--there are variables that can be very different in what looks like a similiar job.
I'd suggest too that you start keeping a log of your vehicle mileage now even as you are just looking at potential jobs--as a "business" you normally will do best taking the IRS mileage allowance (I'm drawing a blank on the number, but I think it's 37 cents/mile) rather than trying to treat your whole vehicle as an expense.
As suggested by 7mm nut: keep those receipts/records, incase you're ever auditted.