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Time to come out of the closet

RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
It's no use living a lie any longer. I feel i would feel much better if i would just come clean. I have lived this lie many...many years and can stand it no longer. A lot of other people have come out and seem very happy so here goes.I HATE CATS!!!I know, I know It's not THE thing to say but i can't help it. For instance heres a cat lover. "Did * wussy have a accident on mummsy wummsy's new carpet< Hmmmmmm?" My way. HEY CAT! YOU PISSED IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR * WITH NUMBER 4 OR NUMBER 5 SHOT, Hmmmmm? Now i know some of you younger guys think if you pet your favorite gals * cat and pretend to love cats she will jump into the hay with you a lot easier, not so. Either she will or she won't and in the end it won't matter how much you pet her *. Rosie Oh... I forgot the last word, cat
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  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    Nope-"I'm not going there!".
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    CHICKEN!!
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  • iron sightsiron sights Member Posts: 41 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    use #4 shot,ten times
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  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought this was going to be a confession of Dread being a Homo., instead it turned out that Rosie is complaining about guys who think they can get somewhere when they pet the ladies *.......cat. Man, what a drag. Get it? Aww, never mind.
    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    OH!- You were talking about "cats". Got two of them outside eating mice. Keep the * inside! Darn!-I went there!
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  • WEASEL-88WEASEL-88 Member Posts: 998 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now you done it, Here boy, here boy, get off Bullzeye and jump on this one.
    TOO OLD TO FIGHT AND TOO LAZY TO RUN!!
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    o/~ Cat Scratch Fever....da da da o/~
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyone timing this?
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    (robsguns) read the nest string... I can not be even if i try ,in meditation i found my "inner femenine part" was a lesbian. Read freudian postulates and try later to hit the line .LOL
    Ignis Natura Renovatur Integram
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Six minutes to ignition,and counting.
    A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
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  • 22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
    edited November -1
    The clock it ticking..tic tock tic tock
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  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dread, I'm not even gonna play with the words, I find no fun in screwing with them. I dont care for word games as you do. You have been on here for I dont know how long, but I know one thing, not a darn thing you say makes a lick of sense. You are either out for attention or have no life. I came on this board to gain info. and lingered too long maybe on the discussion board. I grew to like the banter, and then I grew aware of you. You have a target on your head, and I cant avoid it, cause you are so silly. I have a great sense of humor, and my fingers wont tire of the keyboard so long as you're here. You make my day, just by showing up. Dont take offense, none meant, but this is a cyber world, and you make that so clear, because no one would ever say the ridiculous things you do to a real person. You type the words to hear your self sound eloquent in your own mind. I have yet to hear you say one thing that had anything to do with hunting, shooting, the country, or anything remotely associated with what the people here talk about. I find you highly amusing, though, so I guess you have a place here after all, although I, for the life of me, cant figure out how you found it. Let the games begin. Every super hero has his nemesis.
    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is the judge to dumb to write or am I to dumb to understand?Rosie, the cute one
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rosie, you may be onto something about pets and the Ladies....my two sons would take our Schnauzer pups to school ball games (you know, helping out Ol Mom & Dad by taking care of the dogs). The kids called the them "Babe Magnets"....simply bring one out and the girls flock right to ya......
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hah! I used to volunteer to take my parents' little daschundt for walks along the Mississipi River Parkway (where all the girls rollerbladed and biked and jogged). That dog would be plumb wore out before I was done soaking in all of the puppy attention from the girls. Yep. Babe magnets they are.
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  • TeamblueTeamblue Member Posts: 782 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Growing up on the farm in S/E Iowa we had several "farm cats" which I, if not like, then at least I respected because they were constantly hunting mice and the like. However I am not a big fans of cats otherwise. I have eliminated several wild cats because I felt they did alot of damage to the bobwhite quail population around where I grew up. Cats jump like hell when hit with a .22. But that is all in the past.
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,339 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I am not a big fan of cats either. We have had the same one now for over 17 years. If the Kids were not so fond of him, he would have disappeared a long time ago.
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  • ibtruknibtrukn Member Posts: 443 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A nice little dish of anti-freeze. Case closed.
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    HATE 'EM.My youngest daughter has had 4 cats for about 15 years. (Yep, same ones.) They did grievous damage to the house where she grew up. Ripped into EVERYTHING. I even had to replace door frames and window sills when I sold the place. I didn't have "nads" enough to make her get rid of them. Like they say, Some of our pain is self inflicted.Mudge the merciful
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
    edited November -1
    Rosie, what's your secret? No poof, poof and your gone..What respect I have for you, your my hero...BTW, I don't like cats either...
    visit the texas militia org forums
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  • Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rosie! Here I thought you were getting the broom out to sweep the floor! I won't say a words about the rest........
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rosie I've heard they are very good bbq'ed. Never tried it myself
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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not that easy Rosie, old boy. Re your last post; I think the latter. Hey, you laid it out there.Clouder..
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  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No puns here.I'll side with the Ancient Egyptians on the issue of cats.Cats are proud and independent creatures; they do not need, nor seek "a master".They are creatures of leisure; they live only for relaxation and the hunt.That said, I fail to see why those in this forum would despise cats--unless it's petty jealousy?
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  • pops401pops401 Member Posts: 616 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Tastes like chicken, and you get 4 drumsticks
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Tone! I told you it won't work man!
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  • ndbillyndbilly Member Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Q. What's the best way to get a cat down from a tree?A. A bangalore torpedo.
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  • sandman2234sandman2234 Member Posts: 894 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Cats, the other white meat...
    Have Gun, will travel
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of closets, I've always wondered lights on, or off?
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of closets, I've always wondered lights on, or off?
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  • TARZANSEALTARZANSEAL Member Posts: 27 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    MY MOM LOVED CATS. MY DAD HATED THEM. LIVING ON A FARM IN NORTH DAKOTA WE HAD 5 TO 15 CATS. THEIR JOB WAS TO EAT THE MICE AND GOPHERS. MY MOM LOVED ONE YELLOW TOM NAMED BILLY. DAD PUT A OLD WOOD COOK STOVE IN THE TRACTOR SHED. DURING WINTER WE WOULD USE IT TO HEAT THE SHED. BUT THE FIRE WOULD BURN DOWN DURING THE NIGHT. MY CHORE WAS TO STOKE THE FIRE BEFORE BREAKFAST. DURING THE NIGHT THE FIRE WOULD ALMOST GO OUT. THAT OLD YELLOW CAT HAD A HABIT OF SLEEPING IN THE OVEN. I WOULD HAVE TO CHASE HIM OUT BEFORE I STOKED THE STOVE. EARLY ONE MORNING MY DAD WENT TO HEAT THE SHED. FOUND 6 CATS SLEEPING IN THE OVEN AND SHUT THE DOOR. STOKED THE STOVE AND CAME TO BREAKFAST. ABOUT SUPPER TIME MY MOM NOTICED THAT BILLY WAS ABSENT. ALSO THEIR WAS ONLY 3 CATS. MOM ORGANIZED A SEARCH PARTY OF MY SISTER, HIRED HAND,AND ME. DAD TOOK OFF FOR TOWN SAID HE HAD BUSINESS. WHEN MOM FOUND THOSE CATS IT WAS THE ONLY TIME I HEARD HER CURSE.CATS MUST BE BE 99% WATER ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS TEETH.
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  • ebeshirsebeshirs Member Posts: 382 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The only good cat,....is a dead one.
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  • beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Cats are "proud and independent creatures"? I always thought they were footballs!! Great for throwing and punting! I'm sure more than a few of us have some stories about what we did with girlfriends cats when the the girlfriend left the room. She only thought we liked stroking her cat.... Beach
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  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill "In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." --August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." --Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." --Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." --Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." --Edward Abbey "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." --Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." --Christopher Morley "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Josh Billings "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." --Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --Mark Twain "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." --Smiley Blanton "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --John SteinbeckAnd yes,I'm more a dog person than cat person.
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  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    SXSMAN,I've heard this one before:Dogs think they're human; cats think they're God.
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