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A Dog

ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Is the only thing that will love you more than it loves its self.

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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A dog

    >
    > Thirty reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
    > 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
    > 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    > 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
    > 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    > 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
    > 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
    > 7. A dog's parents never visit.
    > 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
    > 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
    > across.
    > 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in
    > your wallet or desk.
    > 11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
    > 12. Dogs can't talk.
    > 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
    > 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go
    > 24-hours a day.
    > 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
    > 16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    > 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
    > 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily
    > play with both of you.
    > 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died
    > would you get another dog?"
    > 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your
    > hotel room for free.
    > 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
    > give them away.
    > 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
    > calling you a pervert.
    > 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
    > 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad,
    > they just think it's interesting.
    > 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
    > 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
    > 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
    > 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
    > 29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
    > And last........ but not least:
    > 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
    >
    >
    >




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    - before marriage and after marriage

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  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
    LMAO, mind if I copy that?

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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:p][:)][^]Copy away,that's how I got it.

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