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A Dog
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Is the only thing that will love you more than it loves its self.
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> Thirty reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
> 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
> 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
> 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> 7. A dog's parents never visit.
> 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
> across.
> 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in
> your wallet or desk.
> 11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> 12. Dogs can't talk.
> 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
> 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go
> 24-hours a day.
> 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> 16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily
> play with both of you.
> 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died
> would you get another dog?"
> 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your
> hotel room for free.
> 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and
> give them away.
> 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
> calling you a pervert.
> 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad,
> they just think it's interesting.
> 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
> 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
> 29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
> And last........ but not least:
> 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage
ATF,Eagle Guns
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage
ATF,Eagle Guns