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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied





Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."






And you probably thought this would be dirty...














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It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.


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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "Hunting Flies" he responded.
    "Oh, okay! Killing any?" she asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
    Intrigued she asked
    "How can you tell them apart?"
    He responded,
    3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone!!
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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." [:D][:p][B)][:0][^]

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  • kuhlewulfkuhlewulf Member Posts: 591 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks![:D]

    James
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  • oldgunneroldgunner Member Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dammit man, I about had it with you..Can't tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit, trying to judge the sex of flies..Next darn thing we knows you be tryin' ta tell us how to hunt snipes..

    There are no bad guns, only bad people.
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  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
    Good one.

    I sure would like to know how to hunt snipes....another reason to be outa the house. :)
    I might even be able to convience her on the snipe hunt to!!


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  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    oldgunner,there ain't no Snipe in Maine.We hunt the dreaded Swamp Stomper.

    [:D][:D][:)][:)][:p][:p]

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    It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

    We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.


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