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Ole lost his wife
BlackieBooger
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Ya Sure ya betcha.. from vay up Nort, Ole wasn't looking where he was going
and his grocery cart collided with another as he turned a corner in a
Wal-Mart. Ole says to the other guy, "Vhoops! I'm sorry, but I vas yust
looking for my vife."
"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and I'm getting a little
frustrated."
Ole: "Vell, maybe I can help you. Vhat does yer vife look like?"
Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long, blond hair, blue eyes, long legs,
firm boobs, and a nice butt. What does your wife look like?"
Ole: "Neffer mind, let's yust look for yours!"
"Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
Benjamin Franklin, 1785
and his grocery cart collided with another as he turned a corner in a
Wal-Mart. Ole says to the other guy, "Vhoops! I'm sorry, but I vas yust
looking for my vife."
"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and I'm getting a little
frustrated."
Ole: "Vell, maybe I can help you. Vhat does yer vife look like?"
Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long, blond hair, blue eyes, long legs,
firm boobs, and a nice butt. What does your wife look like?"
Ole: "Neffer mind, let's yust look for yours!"
"Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
Benjamin Franklin, 1785
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"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
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