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Robin Williams' plan for peace

bsallybsally Member Posts: 3,165
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the Perfect
Plan for Peace......
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan........ what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message."


1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.


The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan!!!

SALLY
Committee member-Ducks Unlimited

Comments

  • kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    [:D]Was that off the "Live on Broadway" DVD?

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    SUPPORT THE I.N.S. , THE COUNTRY THEY SAVE COULD BE YOUR OWN
  • bsallybsally Member Posts: 3,165
    edited November -1
    I just got it as an E-mail

    SALLY
    Committee member-Ducks Unlimited
  • Stormtrooper 13Stormtrooper 13 Member Posts: 236 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D] LMAO . You'll never see that . The UN wants this country . They've already implemented plans for that ( World Heritage Area ) . Then you had clinton allowing this , and calling the UN charter the best document ever [:(!] . Another 4 years of him and Kofi Anan? would be telling us what we could do and not do .
  • spectre7spectre7 Member Posts: 965 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The last line is from Live on Broadway; the rest is mis-credited to Robin Williams and just another e-mail myth.


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  • beachmaster73beachmaster73 Member Posts: 3,011 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    All in all not a bad concept. Beach
  • joey garzajoey garza Member Posts: 523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    All except #10 I don't think I could get more beautifull or charming.
  • nitrouznitrouz Member Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    would never work. Dick Cheney and GW Bush would lose their investments in the Middle Eastern oil wells....they won't let that happen.

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    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
    - Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36
  • jjmitchell60jjmitchell60 Member Posts: 3,887
    edited November -1
    I don't care who said it, it works for me! I would add one, number 11, and that would be that the official language would be americanised english so if you do not learn or know it get out!
  • NOTPARSNOTPARS Member Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Robin, I mean, that kind of says it all. He is a longtime want to be cool celebrity of Commiewood. Probably a sodomite too.
  • NickCWinterNickCWinter Member Posts: 2,927
    edited November -1
    Robin uses farce to tell truths. But about that UN plan for the US: Sometimes you can keep someone unaware of the real threat, by simply distracting them a lot of red herring issues. The UN, I believe, is one of the real threats.
  • ATFATF Member Posts: 11,683 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Claim: Comedian Robin Williams came up with a plan for how the U.S. should handle foreign affairs.
    Status: False.

    Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2003]


    A GREAT PLAN

    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . . . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

    Here's the plan:

    1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

    5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??


    Origins: We don't yet know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't actor-comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy fame). This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via e-mail and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way someone appended a genuine Robin Williams quote to the list as an eleventh item:


    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams.
    Obviously the Robin Williams attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece is making the rounds as 'the Robin Williams plan.'
    Last updated: 24 May 2003


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