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I just got this email an almost wet my drawes

OrphanedcowboyOrphanedcowboy Member Posts: 351 ✭✭✭
edited December 2001 in General Discussion
COLLARDS ARE GREEN,MY DOG'S NAME IS BLUE AND I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE A SWEET THANG LIKE YOU. YORE HAIR IS LIKE CORNSILK A FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE, SOFTER THAN BLUE'S AND WITHOUT ALL THEM FLEAS. YOU MOVE LIKE THE BASS, WHICH EXCITE ME IN MAY. YOU AIN'T GOT NO SCALES BUT I LUV ANYWAY. YO'RA AS SATISFY'N AS ORKA A FRYING IN THE PAN. YO'RE AS FRAGRANT AS SNUFF RIGHT OUT THE CAN. YOU HAVE SOME'A YORE TEETH, FOR WHICH I AM PROUD; I HOLD MY HEAD HIGH WHEN WE'RE IN A CROWD. ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS ' WHEN YOU SHAVE UNDER YORE ARMS, WELL, I'M IN HAWG HEAVEN, AND AWED BY YORE CHARMS. STILL THEM FELLARS AT WORK, THEY ALL WANT TO KNOW,WHAT I DID TO DESERVE SUCH A PURTY YOUNG DOE. LIKE A GOOD ROLL OF DUCT TAPE YO'RE THERE FER YORE MAN, TO PATCH UP LIFE'S TROUBLES AND FIX WHAT YOU CAN. YO'RE AS CUTE AS A JUNBUG A-BUZZIN OVERHEAD. YOU AIN'T MEAN LIKE THEM FIRE ANTS I FOUND IN MY BED. CUT FROM THE BEST CLOTH LIKE A PLAID FANNEL SHIRT, YOU SPARK UP MY LIFE MORE THAN A FRESH LOAD OF DIRT. WHEN YOU HOLD ME REAL TIGHT LIKE A PADDED GUN RACK, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE; AIN'T NUTTIN I LACK. YORE COMPLECTION IT'S PERFECTION, LIKE THE BEST VINYL SIDIN; DESPITE ALL THE YEARS,YORE AGE, IT KEEPS HIDDIN. ME 'N' YOU IS LIKE MOON PIE WITH A RC COLD DRANK, WE GO TOGETHER LIKE A SKUNK GOES WITH STANK. SOME MEN, THEY BUY CHOCOLATES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY; THEY * IT AT WALMART, IT'S ROMANTIC THAT WAY. SOME MEN * ROSES ON THAT SPECIAL DAY FROM THE COOLER AT KROGER; THAT'S IMPRESSIVE I SAY SOME MEN BUY DIAMONDS FROM THE FLEA MARKET BOOTH. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER THEY EXPLAIN, SUAVE AND COUTH. BUT FOR THIS MAN, HONEY THESE WON'T DO. CAUSE YORE TOO SPECIAL YOU SWEET THANG YOU. I GOT YOU A GIFT, WITHOUT TASTE OR ODOR, MORE USEFUL THAN DIAMONDS.... IT'S A NEW TROLLIN MOTOR!!!!!!!!!
Orphanedcowboy@msn.com www.texdeer.com
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