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Bin Laden Joke

leadlead Member Posts: 2,311 ✭✭✭
edited February 2002 in General Discussion
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the Pearly Gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"An angel replies, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you,dummy. What did you think I said?"
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  • jazzjazz Member Posts: 83 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    LOLNow that's a good one!
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  • pops401pops401 Member Posts: 616 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In the true spirit of Texas wisdom.....A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shotand dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other sideof a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on histractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "Ishot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieveit."The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming overhere."The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in theU.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and takeeverything you own."The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we dothings in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the TexasThree Kick Rule."The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?"The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kickme three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided thathe could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the localcustom.The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to thecity feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy workboot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His secondkick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat onhis belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him togive up.The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feetand said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."(I love this part......)The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck"
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Being a transplanted Virginian...I love it!Mudge the homesteader
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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