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Has anyone heard......

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
....Any good taliban/bin Laden jokes? [This message has been edited by alledan (edited 10-14-2001).]
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll buy ten cases. How can I order?
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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  • gunpaqgunpaq Member Posts: 4,607 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Have not heard any good jokes yet but have you noticed on the file footage of bin Laden shooting a rifle that he shoots like a "girly-man"?
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    A left-handed girly-man.
    She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Never ! I might get a canker or something worse. I rather use a #20 sandpaper or a pinecone than that face !!!!!
    I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yo.....Lowrider....You got a problem with lefties? We're the only people in our "right" minds!!!Mudge
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey mudge yore right. (from 'nother leftie)Judge if'n you can use a pine burr you must be a real hard *.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
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  • stanmanstanman Member Posts: 3,052
    edited November -1
    Yo....Lowrider,, Ive got the answer to both of your observations!!Studies show that lefties show a greater propensity toward homosexuality.That might also explain why queerness is more accepted in the Arab nations than is out of wedlock heterosexeual intercourse!NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!
    My wife?.........Sure!My dog?..........Maybe!MY GUNS??........NEVER!!!
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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey, I need the address of that printer, I got ten bars willing to buy urinal deoderizers with the same pic. For the first time in history tavern restrooms won't need mopping at the end of the day.
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  • OrphanedcowboyOrphanedcowboy Member Posts: 351 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THIS SITE....... www.fieler.com/terror You can have a slurpee and shoot the sorry *, good clean(well for us anyway) FUN
    Orphanedcowboy@msn.com
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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Two guys one Afgan and one American are walking in the park when they come upon an old lamp. They begin to argue over who it belongs to when a jeanie appears. The jeanie tells them there is no need to argue, he will grant them each one wish. The afgan say he wants a wall built around afganastan so no infidels may ever disgrace it again. The jeanie says " it is done, there is now an 8 foot thick 500 foot tall wall built around afganastan. Nothing can ever pass through this wall ever". The jeanie then asks the american for his wish. The American says "That's easy, Fill it with water now"
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  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I have three questions. [If there is an inventive person out there who could turn these three ?'s into jokes they might be funny.]1. Since Bin Laden is the leader of the Taliban and they all are jerk offs,then shouldn't they be called the "Taliwackers"?2.With item one in mind,wouldn't Bin Laden be the head of the "Taliwackers"?3.If you were from England wouldn't the proper terminology for a taliban prostitute be a "taliho"?
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Alledan.....1 out of 3 ain't bad. I like the "taliho"Mudge
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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