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I want in!

will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
This "smoking Jacket Club"; I really want in but I can't think of any five syllable words right now. Can I get a waiver or should I get the dictionary?I meet all the other requirements since I can sing "The Battle of New Orleans" as a cadence when I run the troopers. Right?
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Good enough ,man! You were grandfathered in before the general requirements existed!Low Bush Lightnin` for all!Lord Bee
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Outstanding, good to have friends, fine liquor, and a good smoke. Life does not get any better unless you're hunting.
    If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You should have checked the membership list that I posted on our club page. You've been on it from the start!
    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • sxsnufsxsnuf Member Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i * acros this her site acupel tyms the las fewe daze wile lukin fer a posem resapee.i red bowt thu smokin jaket klubb an i waunt two joyn! thu hard part wus gittin my jaket two smok, butt i figgered it owt. i getherd up awl thu tyrs thu durn dawg bin dreggin in an leveing in thu yord. (hee puls em of thu nabers cars win thay pass by on thu durt rode) i pyld up awl thu tyrs an litt em a fyr, thin i stud reel klose tu thu fyr an shezzam
    my jaket starded smokin! (how due yue bois due it)igot mee a 8 gread edicashun, end i wuz veludicktoryun. an thers yer 5 silubel wurd! igot gunz, korn licker, an boocks two! so whut due yue bois sae, kin i bee u mambur?ispint 6 howrs ritin this sew plees giv it yer kunsiderashun.kletus frum texus pee.ess. Mr 218 iff it maters, moast uf my gunz ar 99s! [This message has been edited by sxsnuf (edited 10-21-2001).]
    Arrivederci gigi
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  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I say, dear boy, you seem to rather have all the high standards and qualifications we demand of our exclusive membership! I trust you do possess more than one firearm? It IS rather an important requirement, you know! Whilst I cannot, of course, speak for the assemblage, I will heartily endorse your application! As an asides, would you please bring your canine by at the next club meeting? He sounds like a fine, aristocratic animal, and I am in need of breeding stock for my accredited Irish Setter.
    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    P.S. Congratulations on the imaginitive means which you employed to cause your jacket to smoke. I discharge firearms through mine.
    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well put .250, you are a credit to our membership!!
    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • mindaminda Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I had a jacket I would get it to smoke with a combinationa of brake fluid and ammonia. Makes a magnificent cloud that nobody can see through. Or I would let * roll it up in a newspaper and smoke it. Spank me!!!! new fire thist tow two toow go hitty ha ha hey
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Pour a bowl of this Chili I just cooked into your jacket, that get her flamin' a bit. I cook a mean pot of chili, about 120 proof or so. It's real good for those cold huntin' days.......except for that "after smell". Maybe I should stick to the cigars and Cognac.
    If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hmm...where is this "club page" and "membership list"?
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    idsman, look under "Smoking Jacket Club" post....it's about 3 pages long now. I would highly recomend you join...a gentleman of your distinction would be a great asset to the club. Besides, with your recruiting skills the club could only grow to greatness.
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  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sxsnuf, 250 and the rest of you fine gentlemen, Please don't make me laugh like that...it hurts...
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  • sxsnufsxsnuf Member Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    deer 218 n rembrantsence yew 2 gents seam two bee thu bossez hear i wud lick two no if i hav bean exeptud two thu klub end i doant sea my naeme onn thu list yet.mistur 250 sevage hes givun hiss uprouval but i doant thinc hee kan put my naeme onn thu list.i wud reely lick two meat thu minda gurl, shee sownds alot lick my betroathd, evun has thu saeme tetoo onn her thy.pleeze rispond surs.kletus frum texus
    Arrivederci gigi
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    sxsnuf,you don`t know how much we have in common,from the 99s to the corn whisky,to the 8th grade education.Your nome will be added before the stroke of midnight!.218pee ess ,are you poetic?
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    just as long as you don't have the same tat on your thigh (at least don't flash it ifin ya do....)
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • sxsnufsxsnuf Member Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    late wun nitewile serfin thu netifownd sum goud felloesthat id nevur mettthay startud a klubiwantud two joynmy wyfe said "its stuped""yore waistin yore tyme""yew aint gott know branes""two maik yore wurds rime"i sickt thu dawg on ern owt thu doar i kiked erlett me tel yew boisNEVUR MARY YORE SISTUR!!duz i * inn nowe?
    Arrivederci gigi
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    While it is obvious you didn't attend Harvard, there is an education in life that cannot be obtained through the hallowed halls of higher learning, yes my friend, you may become a member. The immortal words of Dr Martin Luther King come to mind...."Man should not be judged by the spelling of his poetry, but by the content of his character". It's clear you have earned a PHD in lessons of life. Welcome to the club my good man.....
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  • sxsnufsxsnuf Member Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    iam sew ixited, butt, whuts rong wuth my speling???kletus uf thu texus barr usoseashun
    Arrivederci gigi
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  • sxsnufsxsnuf Member Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sur shain,ifeer i hav apeeld my cais two thu rong peeple.218 n rembrant hav sed thut i kan bee inn thu klub butt idownt sea my naim onn thu list. i hav riten u pome n evertheng. idid nott reeliz yew wur bos hear. pleez exept my upolojeez an ad my naim two thu list.sinseerly,kletuspee ess did imenshun thut im u membur uf thu texus bar usoseashun??
    Arrivederci gigi
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  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sxsnuf, I would have thought you a member of either the Florida electorate or Supreme Court...
    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    quote:
    late wun nitewile serfin thu netifownd sum goud felloesthat id nevur mettthay startud a klubiwantud two joynmy wyfe said "its stuped""yore waistin yore tyme""yew aint gott know branes""two maik yore wurds rime"i sickt thu dawg on ern owt thu doar i kiked erlett me tel yew boisNEVUR MARY YORE SISTUR!!duz i * inn nowe?


    kletus frum texus was the best....218
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