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Best one liners in "Lonesome Dove"

loan sharkloan shark Member Posts: 130 ✭✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
One of my all time favorite movies. What are your favorite one liners from that movie?
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  • Miss. CreantMiss. Creant Member Posts: 300 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    By god Woodrow it's been quite a party.Well I guess you'de be the one to know about overlapping with whores.I got the whole dang thing memorized. The book is much funnier than the movie.
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of the best movies ever shot.
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pol, the cook: "I'll wack that bell if I want" "It was Robert E Lee who freed the slaves"
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  • Matt45Matt45 Member Posts: 3,185
    edited November -1
    "Cut the cards for a poke??"My wife still hasn't figured this one out yet.
    Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
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  • instrumentofwarinstrumentofwar Member Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Miss.Creant is right. Don't have the book memorized, but i have read it over four different times. A helluva lot better than the picture!
    Rule #1: there is no easy wayRule #2: if,in fact, there is an easy way, it's mined (especially in Afghanistan or Kosovo!)
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Just before killin about a dozen sleepin miscreants,Gus says somethin like :They`re gunna meet with the wrath of God,before sun-up.(could someone please post this more accurately)"What kinda indians is these were-a-fightin,Gus?""I don`t know..I didn`t ask`em"!
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I remember right the Indians were Comanche.How about:"Li'l early to be wiggling your bean ain't Jake"Coll to Gus: " you'd argue with a possum"Big buffalo Hunter: "Hez gonna marry ya"Undoubtedly one of the best westens, to depict western life for "a couple of ole wore ot rangers" ;Blue Duck
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  • steve45steve45 Member Posts: 2,940 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    (Clarissa)Did you give that boy your name?(Woodrow) I give him my horse.(Clarissa)you give him your horse. (Woodrow)I put a lot more value on the animal.
    (Blue Duck)Ive got better things to do than kill a couple of wore out old rangers, with holes in their underwear.
    (Gus to Peaeye)Tell Woodrow to come arunnin.
    (Woodrow to Gus)You wouldn't kill me for trying to save your life.(Gus) maybe not, but Id damn sure disable you.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Not to get off of liners,but,I saw a picture of the real Blue Duck..in a three piece suit,seated in a chair,with his lover,Belle Star,standing by his side.She later married an outlaw * named Sam Star..I think my gread grandmother was kin to him.Some of her relatives came here lookin for the man who killed belle star,back in the 1890s.They got shot at,and hauled * back out west..218
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  • Miss. CreantMiss. Creant Member Posts: 300 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I hope you ain't thrown my leg away.How come you quit the river boat?I was to young and pretty, the whores wouldn't let me alone.Goats or donkeys niether bought nor sold.We don't rent pigs.UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FITWho Abe Lincoln freed was a bunch of Africans, no more American than Call here.I'm as American as the next.Your from Scotland, I know when they brought you over you was still draggin on the tit.First time I read that book was I was on Chejo-do island off of the coast of Korea doing the Army's mountaineering school. I would lay in my bunk reading and laughing my * off. My buddies all thought I was crazy.The movie was the best Robert Duvall has done. What a great job matching actors to characters![This message has been edited by Miss. Creant (edited 01-18-2002).][This message has been edited by Miss. Creant (edited 01-18-2002).]
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Miss.Creant:Robert Duvall is the horniest dude in every movie I`ve ever seen him in!!!..`ceptin`,maybe 'The Godfather'..218
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