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New Members? of The Smoking Jacket

218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
This evening, I would very much like to submit,for the clubs approval,of course,the extending of a warm welcome into membership to two fine fellows.They are both a bit crude at times,but fine gentlemen,just the same.And they are:...218 and Bee-Man Of Alcatraz.I request your ammediate attention,and your vote on this matter,as they will not let me alone about it!~Sir Lord Beekeeper~(As Lord Beekeeper sits he begins to act rather odd,mumbling to himself,and to persons unseen.Mumbling such things as "no,no,no,you wil just have to wait!!!")Has Lord Bee lost his mind,or are these temporary symptums,brought on by concerns for the futue of the Smoking Jacket Club?And Who are these characters,he is nomminating for membership?........will we ever know?...................
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sir Lord Beekeeper, Your request for these two (?) fine fellows has come at a very good time. If you wouldn't mind I would like you to write a letter of recommendation for the two(?) of them and the club officers will review said letters over a few glasses of fine wine.
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Fine wine???? Taking his cue like a seasoned actor, Lord Lowrider the Loquacious deftly cracks open a couple of bottles of vintage Thunderbird.
    She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lord Lowrider, That is the finest of fine wine. I truly admire good taste!
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Oh well,as long as its ice cold Thundebird..218
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  • Miss. CreantMiss. Creant Member Posts: 300 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Can I have a drink sailor boy
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  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Miss. Creant,A drink at 6:22 am?!?
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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,597 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey it's not 6:22AM in Pango Pango! Where do I find an application for this fine club?
    cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know about that Thunderbird stuff, but I've got some luke warm Wild Irish Rose!
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    After hours for pouring over the large print edition of the Smoking Jacket Club Constitution and by-laws (all three of them!) He Dog comes to a conclusion and takes computer in hand....218 I find nothing in the Constitution or by laws that would prevent your two new friends from being welcomed warmly into the club, provided they have the necessary articles and credentials, and since you do, they do. (Parlimentary sentence, eh Rembrandt) By means of this post, I notify Membership director Shane of their elegibility, and herewith second their nomination for membership. All in favor signify by firing safely into the ground...
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  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't know? Is there a vote coming up on something? I think I saw those guys, one was dimpled and the other looked like he had a chad hanging.
    " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" Will Rogers
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    .218, I suggest we act foundingfatherly and officially adopt the name "Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets" as sort of suggested by our esteemed brother member Low Rider. Further, we should discuss whether we want to elect officers, keep a membership list (Kimberkid would be perfect for that job) and stuff like that. Or we could just do it the way we do everything else around here. I also suggest we make BobinStLouis the honorary club vintner.
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here's an idea for the "official" Smoking Jacket Club uniform..... http://www.winghopfung.com/winghopfung/7colbrocbatg.html
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like it Concealed! I could also probably use it deer hunting too!
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    I say! Quite dashing. And a bargain at just over twenty quid.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Andrew AdamsAndrew Adams Member Posts: 227 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As a member of the society, I wholeheartedly second the motion that the uniform be adopted henceforth as our official garb. After all, who doesn't have 20 quid lying around?As to the discussion at hand. I hate to be a spoilsport, but as a member, I feel compelled to point out that neither .218 or the bee man of Alcatraz has yet demonstrated their proficience with rule #5. Clearly, the preliminary indication supports admission to the society, however I would prefer to see a demonstration of the loquacious abilities of the proposed members.
    When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Andrew, my friend and estemed fellow club member, are you sure you really want to encourage the public expression of these symptoms?Where do I send the 20 squid?
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Twenty Squid?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThat's rich, my good man. Jolly well humorous.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    A bit long winded I`m afraid.But for the good of the society,Yes!!~Sir Lord Beekeper~Co/Founding Father ~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Lord Adams,et al,A list of dumbfoundlatory,and yes,I venture to say exasperatarianistic list of undeniablisticated words were submitted,by those two chaps in question.It can be seen at our other thread.They only made a list,I`m araid...seems they don`t like to,in their words,and I quote"kiss any more * than they have to"~S.L.B.~
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I see that the ranks have adjusted their locationality in regards to the possitioning of the postulations. As of my last reply to the three page long posting, no one has answered my last query. Have my words as chosen to be incorporated by beeman and 218, given me a seat in this eloquant menagerie?
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Brother travelor,Shhh,Shhh,Yes you are in.I have responded affirmatively to your question,over there, you just have not seen it yet. .Shhhhhhhh.Our secret,that!!~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
    CO/Founding Father~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • OrphanedcowboyOrphanedcowboy Member Posts: 351 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Whats required to me a member, I am morally corrupt, socially bankrupted, and handicapped(Just mentally though).......Do I have to submit to a blood test and a urine sample? Please let me know..............
    Orphanedcowboy@msn.com
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  • travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    EEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!!!!! I finally made it into a club....I'm so happy I might squirt! Can I wear my deer skins? I think I shall celebrate by purchasing a new upper...maybe in 45 cal.,...any sugestions? PROST!!!!
    keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    O.cowboy,general requirements can be found at the(other) "Smoking Jackets Club"thread...Page 1 ,post 7. I wish you well,and am in favor of your membership.~S.L.B.~
    CO/Founding Father~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I feel that to clear the air of any questions I must at this time call for a vote on all that have responded to the membership call including 218 and the beeman of alcatraz. All in favor of inducting these fine men into our society vote yes, all others please leave NOW!
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The polls are closed, you are all in!!!! See the membership list over in the Smoking Jacket club topic.
    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Concealed, have been traveling for last few days, just saw your post on that stylish smoking jacket ad.....may have to order one for Christmas. No dapper gentleman should be without one of those!
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Rem.,It looks girlish ,I`m afraid!!!!!Whatever happend to black and burgandy!!Twin side by sides,crossed would be a fine crest.They could be incorperated into Lord varmits arabesque design idea.S.L.B.[This message has been edited by 218Beekeep (edited 10-21-2001).]
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  • mindaminda Member Posts: 26 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    22 acacia avenue50 quid is all she asks foreverybody's got their price.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Before the uniform becomes official and I get to ordering it, have we inquired about a group discount? Also, I must propose an exception to the uniform. I own a beautiful robe that is woven to exact specification and style to the one that Douglas MacArthur was rumored to have worn while puffing on his pipe and making important decisions. It is blue with gold trim bearing a crest across the left breast pocket. It is a pocket that is perfect in size to hold a few Cohibas for those that would care to join me in partaking of Cuba's finest.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    By the way, the Feng Shui of our meeting place is very instrumental in fostering the proper environment in which to engage in "Smoking Jacket" type discussions. Are there any experts in Feng Shui that can make suggestions for maximizing the harmony between the environment in which we meet and our collective spirits of class and cordiality?
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    I caught Feng Shui once in the Philippines while recreating in a skid row * house. Fortunately for me the neighborhood apothecary had an ample supply of antibiotics.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    So, did we get our group discount or not?
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    We must reconsider these flowerdy,faggish lookin` things,for a more masculine smokin` jacket!!!!~Bee Man of Alcatraz~
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    .218 I always took you for a maven of culture and a bastion of style! Why of course those jackets are plenty macho. See the point is to demonstrate that you are so secure in your masculinty and manhood that you can wear delicate fabrics and pretty flowers without feeling threatened. You will get used to it .218. Remember, you are a founding father, you have to bee a trendsetter!
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Very well then,.... Sir He Dog,if lookining like a twenty doller whore in a twenty doller,flowerdy smokining jacket suits you,then suit your self.I for one will select something from my wardrobe.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well gosh dang it .218 now you done went and got personal! You can't go around callin' me Sir! I won't have it! Particularly in public places! I have a reputation to maintain! And after I supported your other two selves fer membership too...Actually that smoking jacket reminds me of the lining of a British sports jacket I had back in the 60's. I think those flowers are indeed kind of pretty, but of course I endore them as official knowing full well none of us is actually going to lay out 20 squid to buy one.You ain't hardly never so cantankerous, somthin' musta rung your tail over the weekend!
    Founding Father:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets [This message has been edited by He Dog (edited 10-22-2001).][This message has been edited by He Dog (edited 10-22-2001).]
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  • slidder12slidder12 Member Posts: 358 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i'd like to join to....where do i sign up atwe got a club up here called the smoking turbines and we are adding hundreds of new members each and every day..
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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    slidder12, check out "The Smoking Jacket Club" topic. On page 3 there is a membership list and I just added your name to it.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Well,.....you did support my other two selves for membership.So in view of that,I will support your flowerdy,not so faggish smokining jacket.This is the kind of sacrfice I am willing to make as a founding father..218,er,uh,uh....~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
    CO/Founding Father~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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