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Had a fight and got bloodied up.
Big Sky Redneck
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An intruder got me good tonite when I was in the shower. I'm standing there getting all soaped up and enjoying the hot shower when my wifes favorite little cat jumps up on the side of the tub and get curious. He is sitting there poking his head around the curian looking at me trying to figure out what is going on, the wife walks in the bathroom and sees the cat sitting there, feeling oinery I guess she gives the cat a shove. The fight is on! This thing hit the tub bottom, the water nailed him good and he freaked, man did he go nuts! Anyhow, the curtain was on the inside of the tub, he couldnt get thru it, I tried to open the curtain and grab him to let him out, mistake. It's like trying to grab a pack of flying razor blades. He finally gets traction, off my feet and makes it out. he goes about three feet from the tub, sits down and starts licking himself clean, meanwhile I got cuts and scrapes from my knees down and all over my hands and arms. Dang woman is still laughing at me, mark my words, I will get even!
Anyhow, this is my last post for the week, thought I would share that and give y'all a laugh before I left. have a good one.
Real men use little bullets.
Anyhow, this is my last post for the week, thought I would share that and give y'all a laugh before I left. have a good one.
Real men use little bullets.
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Lions are Dangerous
but a Little Pussey(sic) Never Hurt Anyone.
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Men and dogs had just as well get used to it.
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thanks
The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
He got bathed regularly, by me. I just grabbed him up and took him in the shower with me. He didn't like it much at first, and he never did get to where he enjoyed it, but he got used to it.
He also got a haircut every summer. By me. He didn't like that much either, but somebody has to be in charge.
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7mm....That really was cruel what your wife did.... Poor kitty!!!..
Just teasing hon.. serioulsy.. it was mean.. she has one coming... let us know how you get her back...
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
when she least expects it then strike, wait for a long time so she lets her gaurd down then one night get her GOOD.
BUT, man that is funny
Remember,"your woman may not find you handsome, But atleast she'll find ya handy". I love that show..............
Your a sick, sick puppy s-monkey. You should seek some psychiatric help.
If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
"It was like that when I got here".
SMILE...MAKE EM WONDER WHAT YOUR UP TO
"When I take action I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt."--
President of the United States,
George W. Bush.
Do you notice not many little ones anymore.
(after you throw the cat first of course)
JD
1 megagogol contingent of pungent fly's cant be wrong ,eat dung!!!
When I saw your name as the last poster on this thread,I thought to myself,~Let`s see what Dread has to say about skunks~.
NO crap,I really did!
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