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Peace Rally Advice

bfairbfair Member Posts: 250 ✭✭✭
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
WITHOUT A DOUBT THIS IS ASTOUNDING ADVICE.... What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naivehemp-shirt-wearing college idiots and to teach them why force is sometimesnecessary: 1) Approach dumb, rich, ignorant student talking about "peace" and sayingthere should be, "no retaliation." 2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate. 3) When they say "No," ask, "Why not?" 4) Wait until they say something to the effect of, "Because that would justcause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not causemore violence." 5) When they're in mid sentence, punch them in the face as hard as you can.6) When they get back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be amistake and contrary to their values to strike you, because that would, "beawful and they should not cause more violence." 7) Wait until they agree that they've pledged not to commit additionalviolence. 8) Punch them in the face again, harder this time. 9) Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it isnecessary to punch back.

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