Clinton Joke

chief703

A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is

about to shoot when he

hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't

see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to

prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the

cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The

man is befuddled and doesn't know

what to say. By the end

of the day, the man golfed the

best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.


" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man

asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man

figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,

"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,

since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

your honor, is how the girl

ended up in my room. So help me God


or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

"Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
Benjamin Franklin, 1785

chief703

A Marine colonel, on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the holdup?"The officer replies, "The Ex-President is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house. We're taking up a collection for him.""Oh really? How much have you got so far?""About 300 gallons. But a lot of people are still syphoning."

chief703

One winter morning Bill Clinton woke up in the White House and looked outside. There was probably a foot of snow on ground and he was glancing around the lawn admiring the beauty of winter when he saw written in the snow the following yellow letters "Bill Sucks". He became infuriated and called his head of security and demanded that he find out who had painted this. The next day the head of security came and reported to him, "Sir, we have determined that this is not yellow spray paint; in fact, it is actually urine. We are at this time doing tests to determine the facts on it."

The next day Bill called for his head of security. He asked for a report and the head of security replied, "Well, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we have determined whose urine it is. The bad news is that it is Al Gore's urine. And what's worse is the fact that it is Hillary's handwriting!!."

SP Tiger

Good one! Almost choked on my lunch!!

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Bubba Joel

HAHAHA.....good one...LOL

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I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.Will Rogers

ishootblanks

That's a good one. Clinton is a joke!

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YankeeClipper

"Scrape the bottom - Vote for Rodham

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Evil ATF

Here's a good one:Clinton had just landed and was debarking Air Force One. He was carrying two pigs, one under each arm. Once he reached the bottom of the stairs, the Marine guard smartly saluted the President. "Well, I'd salute 'cha back there, but my hands are full, son", Clinton said."Yessir, Mr. President." the Marine said. As an afterthought, and hoping to make some points, he added, "Mighty fine pigs, sir."Clinton laughed and said "No, son. These aren't pigs. These are pure-bred Arkansas razorbacks. I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsey."The Marine guard thought about that for a minute and replied "Yessir, Mr. President. Mighty fine trade, sir!"

royc38

I personally have never laughed at a Bill Clinton (or Hillary) joke because there is nothing funny about them. To me its like Hitler Jokes or Hollacaust jokes. The real jokes are the people that voted for him twice.

.250Savage

As H. L. Menken said, "No one ever made a mistake underestimating the intelligence of the American electorate."

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