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Rosie O. got Married

218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
edited September 2001 in General Discussion
Well,there I was,at Winn Dixie, in line to pay for my fresh fried chicken gizzards,readin` the ol` inquirer(just to kill time).Looks like Rosie married her sweatheart,some blonde chick,they exchanged identical rings and all.The ceremony was held in her home, and their kids were there,and that just "intensified the meaning of the ceremony" .I hear Ellen Degenerate is upset with her old girl friend,seems she wants ta marry a dude.I`ll report back with more fun filled facts, after my next trip for fresh gizzards.
Will the last reb to leave flarda,please bring the flag?

Comments

  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    I really don't like queers. Call me predjudiced but, I think it's weird!Ever tried to plug two identical extension cord ends together? It don't work to good.
    You can run, but you'll just die tired!Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, RELOAD!
  • The ButcherThe Butcher Member Posts: 160 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here I thought I was the dinosaur. I do not accept it either. I tried to do some plumbing, and tried to put two pieces of pipe together with male adapters, it just did not work. In fact, it makes me sick. There are heterosexual couples, who try to adopt children and give them a good home, and are turned down. Even though they are morally sound, they just don't have enough cash, they loose. I don't see how anyone could grant custody of a child, who would be raised in a home where homosexual behavior is present. Children become a product of their environment. Just because she has money, ( and as far as I could tell, that's the only thing she has going for her) she greases the palms of whoever it takes, and get what she wants. Anyway, if I still drank, and was single, and was 21 years old again, and if Rosie O was normal and available at quiting time, I still don't think there would be enough Jack Daniels on the shelf. I'd most likely get "beer muscles" and punch her lights out as soon as I heard her open her obnoxious mouth. Can you tell I'm not a fan?
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    I heard her new name is Rosie "O" Fagwart!
  • twinstwins Member Posts: 647 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey alledan, That aint new but I dike er mean like it. I saw (yes it hurt)a news clip of her riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Shouldn't she wear one, I mean its for her own good, right. Motorcycles are dangerous aren't they. Wheres a 10 ton Mack truck when ya need it.
  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought she was too fat to get on a motorcycle.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.
  • Mom MomMom Mom Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Look at the bright side guys- at least by marrying a "woman", she's keeping some unlucky man from a life in purgatory.
  • TEQUILATEQUILA Member Posts: 5 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    BASICALLY WHO CARES WHAT SHE "MARRIED" - DON'T RECKON ANY MAN WOULD WANT HERE ANYWAY.
  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    tequila,we know you`re heartbroken,go ahead and let it out, son.....We`re here for ya!!
    Will the last reb to leave flarda,please bring the flag?
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Rosie O's new wife!
  • ghotie_thumperghotie_thumper Member Posts: 1,561 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I still think its amazing that she married within her own species. Whatever that is.
  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey guys, look on the bright side... at least this is one fat, stupid, obnoxious, mouthy, new-age broad who isn't screeching out the national anthem while grabbing her crotch.
    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
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