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"Hilary & The Cow"

XSFXSF Member Posts: 10 ✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a county road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the cow was killed. Hilary told the driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hilary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hilary. The driver replied: "I'm Hilary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow!"
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,500 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    LOL...Now that's funny...


    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
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  • stanmanstanman Member Posts: 3,052
    edited November -1
    Great story, but one MAJOR hole!
    Hillary wouldn't even stop when her car ran over a New York Metro cop.
    Maybe, like most lefties, she cares more for the life of a dumb animal, than she does about the life of a human being!
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  • lurkerlurker Member Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now THAT'S Funny!

    I can just picture Hillery Dickery Dock's face when the driver told her!
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now, that *is* funny! Don't have any Cuban cigars and I would frown on any romantic rewards, but I do believe I would have found something equally positive to do before going out to help him bury the ugly carcass in some quick lime.
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  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HOW can you be such... such... MEANIES!!!! Hitlery is the best Senatorette we have ever had since... since... Diane Swinestein!!!(NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltaire~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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