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Smoking Jacket rules

travelortravelor Member Posts: 442 ✭✭✭
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
As I was looking over the old post that our deer friend Sir Shane dug out of the past, I found the original list of rules. Here shall I post them for anyone interested....

Smoking Jacket rules
I'm back, how about some general requirements to become a smoking Jacket club member....
1. Must have more than one firearm
2. Sense of humor (optional)
3. No potty mouths
4. Must own something that resembles a smoking jacket. (no terry cloth bathrobes)
5. Occasionally use 4-5 syllable words no one knows the meaning of.
6. No rude belching or releasing of gas.
7. No scratching yourself or picking your nose...
8. Have a pipe or cigar for appearance sake (bubble gum cigars are acceptable)
9. Brandy Snifter (filled with Cognac or Tonic water)
10. Must be able to recite a short poem (military cadence acceptable) and know art when you see it...(like a fine engraved firearm)



keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~

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Comments

  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    AHEM!!!! HARRRUMMPH!!! Sir, I BEG to differ! As a resplendent member of the SSSSSSJ, I can most ASSUREDLY warrent that I would NEVER prevaricate!!! All my recountings of shots taken and distances covered are gospel truth, equally as meritorious as any statement proffered for the record in the Congress of these United States!

    And my smoking jacket is NOT a terrycloth bathrobe!!! It is the latest in ultrabsorbent natural plant fibre!!!!!!!

    I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltaire~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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