The Milkman and the Blonde

Bubba Joel

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful. So she left a notefor her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Hethought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door toclarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your noteto leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub withmilk and take a milk bath."The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

badboybob

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

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PC=BS

Patrick Odle

Way back in the 30's this little girl had grown to the age of 8 and had a speech impedement so she went her brother and asked bie brover bie brover why taint I taok pwain. his reply I don't know? Don't worry about it. So giving up on him she goes to her mother cooking dinner in the kitchen and queries muvra muvra why taint I taok pwain. her mothers reply while huggin her daughter was. Oh go on you talk plain enough for me tounderstand you. lastly she goes to her father in the living room listening to the radio. she asks pawap pawap why taint I taok pwain. her dad takes her on his knee, hugs her and reassures he you talf plenty plain for me. Somewhat frustated by the answers toher question she puts it out of her mind. That afternoon there is a knock on the door. Her dad and mom are taking a nap in the living room,and her brother is upstairs in his room,leaving her to answer the door.She swings wide the door and there on the stoop is the iceman with a 50 # block of ice in his tongs. she suddently remembers her question and asks aseman aseman why taint I taok pwain. The icemans eyes grew big, he drops the block of ice and breaks it,his index finger raises to his lips and he says yut yer damm mout you'll * us bwofe kilt.

Bubba Joel

HAHAHA

mag44

Here's another...Military CrapAn Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is crap!" An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good crap!" A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great crap." A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this crap." The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office, and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of crap is this?"

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