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A list of 'Blonde' jokes

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited October 2001 in General Discussion
How do you define "eternity"? Four blondes at a four-way stop sign. ****** What did the blonde say when she saw a YMCA? Look, they spelled MACY's wrong.. ****** Why do blondes always smile during lighting storms? They think their picture is being taken.

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  • TED GARTED GAR Member Posts: 389 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I heard one like that! A blonde farmers wife was calling the fire dept, because the back 40 was on fire. And she in a state of panic just repeatedly, forgot to give them her address. The dispatcher finally had enough and said " MAM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE!" Her response was " duh...big..red..trucks...
  • Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why did the blond girl have a sore bellybutton??...... because she has a blond boyfriend! hahaha!
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