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will270win
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A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.-
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on and do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Funeral Services are pending.
njretcop@copmail.com
Charlie
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on and do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Funeral Services are pending.
njretcop@copmail.com
Charlie
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By BRAD KELLAR
Herald-Banner Staff
GREENVILLE - Three people, including a Greenville Police Department officer and the prisoner he was transporting, were reported injured Wednesday afternoon in a two-vehicle collision along Wesley Street.
The accident occurred at the intersection of Wesley and Hillcrest Street shortly before 1 p.m. Wednesday. Units from the Greenville Police and Fire Departments, alongside paramedics with American Medical Response and the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) responded to the scene.
An elderly woman was reported to be driving a Mercury Sable GS westbound on Hillcrest when she pulled in front of a police patrol car and one other vehicle northbound on Wesley.
"The other vehicle was able to stop in time, but the officer was in the outside lane and was unable to stop before hitting the Sable," according to Greenville Police Sgt. C.J. Crawford.
The Sable was spun into a utility pole, which it hit head-on, while the patrol car came to rest on Hillcrest.
Russell Mahand said he witnessed the accident and came to the aid of the driver of the Sable.
"The airbag was all in her face and she couldn't breathe," Mahand said, adding he was able to puncture the airbag, causing it to deflate.
The airbag on the patrol vehicle also deployed and the driver, Officer Chance Herron, was able to exit the car on his own.
"He smacked his head," Crawford said.
Herron was in the process of transporting an individual he had taken into custody to the Hunt County Jail when the accident occurred.
"The prisoner got some cuts," Crawford said.
All three individuals were transported to the Hunt Regional Medical Center in Greenville, where Herron was reported to have been treated and released. The identities of the other two injured individuals and their conditions had not been released as of Wednesday evening.
The DPS is reported to be investigating the accident.
Units with the Greenville Police and Fire Departments and paramedics with American Medical Response arrived at the scene of a two-vehicle accident involving a Greenville Police car on Wesley Street Wednesday afternoon. The crash resulted in three individuals, including an officer and a prisoner, being taken to the hospital Daniel Walker/Herald-Banner Staff
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