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to the livestock auction we go tr la la
Toolbabe
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we went to the auction in up state cause we were thrown out of the last one.
We took this very winny goat to the auction in rock hill s.c.
they say the difference between a farmer and a hobbiest is you are able and willing to sell from your heards[I have no qualms and tools gets teary eyed]just so ya know who your dealing with[}:)]
It was blazing hot here, 93` at 9am and was dang hot at 5pm
I also took two turkeys and 5 pairs of ducks.[partridge in a pair tree]
I changed and used more deodorant, third time today, so I could sit with myself in the truck.
we stopped to get a large pizza to share, his half with mushrooms and my half with bacon
we got there and they were doing the part where they sell odds and ends outside , some times you can get some cool stuff like big packs of tube socks or chain binders or chuncks of chain or dishes, you never know well tools went and unloaded and I went to the office to get my number to bid and quickly went back out.
tools came up to ask if I wanted the last piece of pizza [he had eaten all of his and one of mine on the way
WHAT! the last piece! I had S-o-m-e left what do you mean last? he said he didnt have a clue and said he needed to go see bla bla bla and took off. I went to the truck and sho-nuff the pizza piggy had been there[}:)]
we finaly went into the arena and sat down, where to sit was a quandry
#1 we were way over dressed [base ball shirt and jeans]
#2 we had more teeth than 50% there
#3 we had washed more of ourselves in the last 24 hours than they had in a week and a few in more than a year [I'm not kidding] [:0]
#4a couple old coots in the back were smokin somthin that smeled like old shoes and every other person was smoken and a full 1/3 were chewin wads of T-backy and were makin use of spit cans sperodicly placed around and I just didnt want to get in line of fire or just under any drips, some of those lips looked prety loose [:0]
I sat down and held my quilting in my lap and tryed to not be sick from the smell of the hot over worked bathless humans around me The place filled and huge fans were directed towards us and they wipped up the smell from the dirty stalls behind them. At least it was a change of pace.
the evening wore on and I went out of the barn and across the lot to get a cold popI steped in the small greasy spoon and almost wreched. Ther was a trash can with a lid and it was covered in backy for those comeing in or going out all that spit was shimmering and causing the brown specks to slide into the lowest part .
I knew if tools saw this he would not drink anything from the establishment so I went over and bought a pepsi and a hawian punch out of a cooler.
I walked back over and climed up the bleacher so he could tell me You know I hate pepsi ..give me the H.P.In total disbelief Igave it to him and went back down I am in such awonder as I have never in 11years of M.have I seen him drink a H.P. or any thing resembling punch!
I went back in and averted my eyes so I didnt have to see the swill
I took the pepsi back to the woman and got a better look ...about 55 a very thin tank top sagging in two places and no teeth in her mouth[how can you forget to put on your teeth?] colored hair that had grown out to show 4"of dirty grey hair at the root.I asked and easly traided the pepsi for the drink I wanted in the first place....back I went
I bid on two bunnies and a goose but tools held my card down and wouldent let me get the goosey
It was so hot in there that in a few boxes they had to get a dead bird out and throw them in a bucket to the side, why some people are so stupid in that kind of heat, to put several birds in a small box ...I am amazed!!!!
I also got a baby duck that will have a top knot of feathers when its grown too cute!
I waited till 10:30 and it was finaly over yet it was still a sticky hot air tha was blowing .
WE finaly cashed out and I went to go pick up my small boxes.... I waited and waited....I was finaly the last one and tey came to admit to me ...they gave one of my bunnies to the wrong person!! One of the workers had bought a couple of bunnies and he gave me one of his
as soon as he.... was in the cage the buck went right to work...it was over so fast ....well I guess the second bunny was a doe.. we left and I was glad for the cool fresh air in the truck we were descussing stopping at wally world to get bunny food I felt sooo sleepy and really just wanted to get home...when acar came on to the high way and almost hit us from the side
He waggled all over the road and came too close to slamming into my side of the truck I was awake and screamming to get over and.... honk Da**it!!!!
we saw where he got off and followed him I jumped out of the truck and the guy was just getting out of his 2004 mustang.I screamed in his face and told him that he didnot have the right to kill me to just go to the store ..He was mexican and I scared him so bad he dropped to his knees and I think he thought I was gonna smak him .I told him he was crazy abnd almost killed us an I had 6 kids that still needed their mother ...he actuly began to pray and begged my forgivness I was still screaming and realized I better get back in the truck befor I did hurt him.i turned to a * policeman in my face and he asked if I was alright I have no Idea what I said and just got in the truck and tools had started on the guy and the policeman told him he should have already been doin" a woop * on him...should he come back later no tools said ...so the cop asked him for a licence and he did noy have on and he was quite drunk....so we left went to wally world and came home put the animals to bed and showered I used my really pretty smelling soap [:)][:)][:)]
It is 2:30 something and I need to coma
goodnight
TOOL BaBe[|)][|)][|)][|)][|)][|)]
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
We took this very winny goat to the auction in rock hill s.c.
they say the difference between a farmer and a hobbiest is you are able and willing to sell from your heards[I have no qualms and tools gets teary eyed]just so ya know who your dealing with[}:)]
It was blazing hot here, 93` at 9am and was dang hot at 5pm
I also took two turkeys and 5 pairs of ducks.[partridge in a pair tree]
I changed and used more deodorant, third time today, so I could sit with myself in the truck.
we stopped to get a large pizza to share, his half with mushrooms and my half with bacon
we got there and they were doing the part where they sell odds and ends outside , some times you can get some cool stuff like big packs of tube socks or chain binders or chuncks of chain or dishes, you never know well tools went and unloaded and I went to the office to get my number to bid and quickly went back out.
tools came up to ask if I wanted the last piece of pizza [he had eaten all of his and one of mine on the way
WHAT! the last piece! I had S-o-m-e left what do you mean last? he said he didnt have a clue and said he needed to go see bla bla bla and took off. I went to the truck and sho-nuff the pizza piggy had been there[}:)]
we finaly went into the arena and sat down, where to sit was a quandry
#1 we were way over dressed [base ball shirt and jeans]
#2 we had more teeth than 50% there
#3 we had washed more of ourselves in the last 24 hours than they had in a week and a few in more than a year [I'm not kidding] [:0]
#4a couple old coots in the back were smokin somthin that smeled like old shoes and every other person was smoken and a full 1/3 were chewin wads of T-backy and were makin use of spit cans sperodicly placed around and I just didnt want to get in line of fire or just under any drips, some of those lips looked prety loose [:0]
I sat down and held my quilting in my lap and tryed to not be sick from the smell of the hot over worked bathless humans around me The place filled and huge fans were directed towards us and they wipped up the smell from the dirty stalls behind them. At least it was a change of pace.
the evening wore on and I went out of the barn and across the lot to get a cold popI steped in the small greasy spoon and almost wreched. Ther was a trash can with a lid and it was covered in backy for those comeing in or going out all that spit was shimmering and causing the brown specks to slide into the lowest part .
I knew if tools saw this he would not drink anything from the establishment so I went over and bought a pepsi and a hawian punch out of a cooler.
I walked back over and climed up the bleacher so he could tell me You know I hate pepsi ..give me the H.P.In total disbelief Igave it to him and went back down I am in such awonder as I have never in 11years of M.have I seen him drink a H.P. or any thing resembling punch!
I went back in and averted my eyes so I didnt have to see the swill
I took the pepsi back to the woman and got a better look ...about 55 a very thin tank top sagging in two places and no teeth in her mouth[how can you forget to put on your teeth?] colored hair that had grown out to show 4"of dirty grey hair at the root.I asked and easly traided the pepsi for the drink I wanted in the first place....back I went
I bid on two bunnies and a goose but tools held my card down and wouldent let me get the goosey
It was so hot in there that in a few boxes they had to get a dead bird out and throw them in a bucket to the side, why some people are so stupid in that kind of heat, to put several birds in a small box ...I am amazed!!!!
I also got a baby duck that will have a top knot of feathers when its grown too cute!
I waited till 10:30 and it was finaly over yet it was still a sticky hot air tha was blowing .
WE finaly cashed out and I went to go pick up my small boxes.... I waited and waited....I was finaly the last one and tey came to admit to me ...they gave one of my bunnies to the wrong person!! One of the workers had bought a couple of bunnies and he gave me one of his
as soon as he.... was in the cage the buck went right to work...it was over so fast ....well I guess the second bunny was a doe.. we left and I was glad for the cool fresh air in the truck we were descussing stopping at wally world to get bunny food I felt sooo sleepy and really just wanted to get home...when acar came on to the high way and almost hit us from the side
He waggled all over the road and came too close to slamming into my side of the truck I was awake and screamming to get over and.... honk Da**it!!!!
we saw where he got off and followed him I jumped out of the truck and the guy was just getting out of his 2004 mustang.I screamed in his face and told him that he didnot have the right to kill me to just go to the store ..He was mexican and I scared him so bad he dropped to his knees and I think he thought I was gonna smak him .I told him he was crazy abnd almost killed us an I had 6 kids that still needed their mother ...he actuly began to pray and begged my forgivness I was still screaming and realized I better get back in the truck befor I did hurt him.i turned to a * policeman in my face and he asked if I was alright I have no Idea what I said and just got in the truck and tools had started on the guy and the policeman told him he should have already been doin" a woop * on him...should he come back later no tools said ...so the cop asked him for a licence and he did noy have on and he was quite drunk....so we left went to wally world and came home put the animals to bed and showered I used my really pretty smelling soap [:)][:)][:)]
It is 2:30 something and I need to coma
goodnight
TOOL BaBe[|)][|)][|)][|)][|)][|)]
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
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SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
Master mess sargent RRG
Oh my God! is the beginning of a prayer, not a one liner!
We come into this life with nothing, everything after this is our treasure
Greg
Me and earl was haulin chickens on a flat bed out of wiggins we had spent on night on the up hill side of 37 miles of hell called wolf crick pass which is up on the great devide. We was suckin on tooth picks and drinkin nehi and onion soup mix when I said lets mail a card home to mother and move them chickens on down to the other side yea lets give them a ride
wolf creek pass way up on the great devide truckin on down to the other side wolf creek pass way up on the great devide truckin on down to the other side
Well earl put down his bottle and mashed his foot down on the throtle and a couple of poofs as a 1000 cubes in the 1948 peterbuilt screemed alive we woke up the chickens well we started to spray pine cones rocks and boulders when earl took out a match and scrached his pants and lit up the unused half of a dollar cigar and took a puff and said my aint it purdy up here. well earl stabbed her in to 5th gear when the genuwin chromeinum gear shift came off in his hand and I said you want to screw that thing back on earl well he tryed to screw it back on when the fire fell off his cigar and dropped on down and started to roll around and set the cuff of earls pants onfire.yea burn a hole right in his sock well earls eyes were wide his lip was curled and his foot was fryed and his hands were stuck to the wheel like a tongue stuck to a sled in a the middle of a blizzard I looked on out of the window and started countin phone poles goin 5 to the rate of 4 to the 2nd power well I put 2 and 2 togather and added 4 and carried 2 there must have been 2200 telephone poles to a hour.
well I looked at earl and said the time has come for me to explane if you don't slow down real soo they are goin have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon. well earl rared back and cocked his leg and stepped down on the brake but it went to the floor and stayed right there on the floor said it was kind of like steppin on a plum. Well from there on down it wernt real pretty it was hair pin county and switch back city. One curve looked like a can full of worms the next a malaria germ well right in the middle of the whole dam show was a real nice tunnel now wouldn't you know the clearents said to the 10 foot line but the chickens were stacked to 13 foot 9 we shot that tunnel at 110 like gas through a funnel or eggs through a hen and took that top row of chickens off like scum off a looseana swamp
we went down and around until we run out of ground at the edge of town and ran into the feed store in down town pagosa springs.
I think I got it all[:D]
col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
O give me a home where no democrats roam
SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC