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simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994 ✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
> > Subject: Fifteen Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/friendistaking> > his or her sweet time:> >> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts whenthey> > aren't looking.> >> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minuteintervals.> >> > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.> >> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3in> > housewares', ...and see what happens.> >> > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.> >> > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.> >> > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppersyou'll> > only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.> >> > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Whycan't> > you people just leave me alone?> >> > 9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if heknows> > where the anti-depressants are.> >> > 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the themefrom> > 'Mission Impossible'.> >> > 11. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using differentsize> > funnels.> >> > 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICKME!> > PICK ME!!!!!!'> >> > 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal> > position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.> >> > and last but not least,> >> > 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of> toilet> > paper in here!'
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  • Spring CreekSpring Creek Member Posts: 1,260 ✭
    edited November -1
    NO, NO, NO!That's what we've been doing at K-Mart!SUPPORT THE NRAAND LET ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T GO DOWN SMOKIN'Bye-Bye K-MartP.S. Pig Rosie's help at K-Mart should really put her in big demand!
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  • simonbssimonbs Member Posts: 994 ✭
    edited November -1
    So, what does 'Code Three' mean?
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  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Code 3 in housewares means someone is trying out a new blender without authorization, and a baby is about to become victim of another baby in a blender joke.Code 3 in sporting goods means I've had a really bad day at work, and brought my own ammoCode 3 in the fitting rooms means Rosie is stuck and doesnt want anyone to know shes at Wal-mart.Code 3 in automotive means someone has taken their car out for a test drive after the Wal-mart service team has finished changing the tires, but its still on the lift.
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