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Bums cause Closing of Asheville Post Office
allen griggs
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The Asheville Postmaster today announced that the downtown Post Office will no longer be open any more than the 9 to 5 business hours.
The Postmaster said there has been a problem with drunk bums and winos, oops I mean "Homeless People" sleeping inside the Post Office.
Worse, he said that it was not uncommon for postal workers to arrive in the morning to find the lobby "covered with urine and feces." These bums are using the lobby for a bathroom. The postal workers have taken to bringing gloves and mops so they can clean up the mess each morning before they open the post office.
The Postmaster said they had tried to control the bums but were unable to do so, thus the shutdown. Many customers were upset that they could no longer go to the post office after work to check their PO Box.
The Postmaster said there has been a problem with drunk bums and winos, oops I mean "Homeless People" sleeping inside the Post Office.
Worse, he said that it was not uncommon for postal workers to arrive in the morning to find the lobby "covered with urine and feces." These bums are using the lobby for a bathroom. The postal workers have taken to bringing gloves and mops so they can clean up the mess each morning before they open the post office.
The Postmaster said they had tried to control the bums but were unable to do so, thus the shutdown. Many customers were upset that they could no longer go to the post office after work to check their PO Box.
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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton Jr
Still, the problem continued with the lobby floor getting crapped on.
Evidently, one of Asheville's compassionate liberals would be going to the Post Office late at night. A bum would come up and say "Listen Brother, I am so cold. Won't you just let me in this building so I can warm up"?
So the person with the combination would let the bum into the building.
After the homeless person was inside, he would ask, "Say Brother, got any spare toilet paper"?
So, starting March 1, closed all night, until 9 am.
Asheville is "San Francisco East", so it would be bad vibes for the police to arrest a homeless person.