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I know I posted this already - still like it

PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
edited December 2001 in General Discussion
LIVING IN A WORLD OF INJUSTICEEvery year, the "Stella" awards are given to the most outlandish lawsuits of the year. The award is named for Stella Liebeck, the Albuquerque, N.M. woman who became an instant millionaire after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee in her lap and winning a judgment against the fast-food chain.Here are some definite candidates:1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amok inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little boy was Ms. Robertson's son.2. June 1998: 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.3. October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. Mr. Dickson sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.5. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully suedthe owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from thebathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred whileMs.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Idiocy is alive and well in our country. Shyster lawyers and idiot judges perpetuate the disease.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I really don't want to believe any jury is that stupid, much less that many juries!
  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Fellow asked me for ten dollars to help burya lawyer friend of his. Gave him a hundred & told him to bury ten of them.Lawyer comes home from the office and his high school son askes him if he would help him with his homework. Guy says "Sure, what's the problem?"Son says "I have to give an example of an ethical act in society, but I don't know anything about ethics."Father says, "Well, I can help you with that, as it happens, I had an ethical dilemma at the office today. A client, who is blind, came in for a consultation on a certain matter. When we were done, he asked me how much he owed me. I said a hundred dollars. He took out his wallet and laid ten $100 bills on my desk. I guess he thought they were tens."The son said, "I don't get it,where does ethics come in?'Lawyer says, "Oh, well the question is, do I tell my partners or not?"[This message has been edited by gruntled (edited 12-19-2001).]
  • ndbillyndbilly Member Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Favorite Lawyer Joke of All Time - Q. Why don't sharks attack divorce attorneys?A. Professional courtesy.
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