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BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR THE WIFE

Zuider ZeeZuider Zee Member Posts: 41 ✭✭
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did.The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"


Zee
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  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like my ex wife, the up side is the other guy kept her, no offense to the ladies here.
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  • CAndres35CAndres35 Member Posts: 453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sounds just like my x also at age 41 she shacked up with 22yr old deputy sherrif. he didnt keep her long though and kicked her out and then had her arrested when she dumped 10lb of roofing nails in his driveway. only cost me 250,000.00 so i guess i got out cheap considering it could have been my life instead of just money.
    CARL
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  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dam CA, just think of all the neat toys we would have had if we played it smart, I got lucky to get rid of my ex it only cost $750.00 and the great part was some friends paid it just to get here gone they disliked her so much.
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